Top Gear Season 21, Episode 1 Video Open ThreadS

Top Gear's back! Top Gear's back! And for all you people that hate football and/or don't ever feel like leaving your house to drink beer with people you only barely have an association with, the first episode of Season/Series 21 is here. Oh goody.

In this episode:

- The boys (who are actually all old curmudgeonly men), set out to prove that the hot hatches of their youth are better than the hot hatches of your youth, you young whippersnappers

- Top Gear has its own police department

- Some guy from some show called Downton Abbey. Never heard of it.

Live in the UK, which is clearly the only place you could have watched it today, of course? Or do you have a fanciful machine that lets you it acquire it through other means? Let us know what you think of all this new Top Gear so far in the comments below.