So What You Really Want Is A Brown Van With No Ground Clearance?

I'm an American and I'd really like an AWD diesel wagon. Many of you on Jalopnik are Americans, too. Some of you don't want a diesel wagon, but apparently a slammed, brown 2015 Kia Sedona is more your taste. Strange.

OK, maybe it was just HateBox:

Here is my request for somebody to Photoshop one of these images to make the van look slammed to the ground.

Ask and you shall receive.

Doctor Shieldsy:

So What You Really Want Is A Brown Van With No Ground Clearance?

Well, it'll be easy to get in and out of. Based on other things about cars that are easy to get in and out of, that means more old people will like it. Is that what you were going for?

Photo: Kia