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Are you looking for performance as well as economy, impressive versatility, unmatched maneuverability, strength and stamina, but have no intention of buying a race horse?

British Leyland might have the answer for you. Just call 078-666-OH-COCK.

Photo credit: Morris via Mini Passion Mini, home of all vintage Mini brochures.


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