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				It <em>is</em> a <a href="http://jalopnik.com/374336/simpsons-go-hyman+busting-before-showing-2007-dodge-avenger-cameo">Dodge Charger</a>! We don't care what one of us says.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/374363/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:12:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Simpsons Go Hyman-Busting Before Showing 2007 Dodge Avenger Cameo]]></title>
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				Nope, you're not seeing double &mdash; that's the same video we ran earlier. But jeez, we just had to. We mean, we leave the office for a few hours to catch opening day and we can't even get the one thing we wanted run right today to actually get run right. First off, Springfield Dodge is trying to sell off the remainder of their 2007 Dodge <em>Avengers</em>, not Chargers. But more importantly, the reason this episode is so epic is one of us heard one of their family members get name-dropped on the show. That's right, great-uncle <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyman_G._Rickover">Admiral Hyman G. Rickover</a> gets moved from engineering dorkdom to the epitome of pop culture-cool after Wiggum's trusty sidekicks bust out with a "Father of the Nuclear Navy" reference. The one opportunity for our family to see itself vaulted into the halls of the cool with a media reference on Fox's cartoon standard-bearer, and we couldn't even count on the team to point it out. Sigh. That's the last time we leave our office chair.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/374336/simpsons-go-hyman+busting-before-showing-2007-dodge-avenger-cameo" title="Click here to read more about Simpsons Go Hyman-Busting Before Showing 2007 Dodge Avenger Cameo">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:19:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Homer Simpson Gets His Car-Gadget On]]></title>
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				A <a href="http://jalopnik.com/363078/homer-simpson-loves-the-new-cadillac-cts-more-than-the-canyonero">week ago</a> Homer was simply enjoying the low-hanging fruits of his new CTS-lookalike, but now he's also learning about all of the <a href="http://www.jalopnik.com/cars/gadgets/">gadgets</a> that are included in a luxury sedan. Sure, keyless entry, sunroof, automatic seat control and satellite radio is pretty standard. But Homer also gets an alcohol dispenser, auto-pilot and more. [<a href="http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/satellite-radio-on-the-simpsons-again.html">Orbitcast</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/367674/homer-simpson-gets-his-car+gadget-on" title="Click here to read more about Homer Simpson Gets His Car-Gadget On">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				As an auto-lover, if you were tuned in to last night's episode of the <em>Simpsons</em>, you weren't disappointed. The longest-running show to <em>not</em> jump the shark showed exactly why it hasn't. Homer's old beater-mobile got one too many dings rear-ending the back of a Pacer look-alike (with what we're assuming can only be an aftermarket airbag) and needed some time in the ol' repair shop. Homer finds himself behind the wheel of a loan-er brand-agnostic luxe-mobile with a remarkable similarity to the new Cadillac CTS. The inside jokes run freely throughout the episode's side storyline, and include what may be the funniest car-related Simpsons line since the Canyonero commercial song. To wit:				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/363078/homer-simpson-loves-the-new-cadillac-cts-more-than-the-canyonero" title="Click here to read more about Homer Simpson Loves The New Cadillac CTS More Than The Canyonero">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				First it was your mother, then your friends and now a favorite animated and fictional character will be criticizing your driving. This talking Homer Simpson sits on the dashboard and lets the insults fly based on your driving tendencies. Homer will recognize every sharp turn or quick movement and will react accordingly with a witty comments like "What is it? National Stupid Driver's Day" or "Your child might be an honors student, but you're a moron," and many more. 				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/333159/talking-homer-simpson-is-a-backseat-dashboard-driver" title="Click here to read more about Talking Homer Simpson is a Backseat Dashboard Driver">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hehe, our sports-obsessed brethren have a picture of Homer in a car. Mmm...fudge bacon. [<a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/gambling-on-the-amateurs/parlay-o-the-week-295745.php">Deadspin</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/295767/" title="Click here to read more about 
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