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			<title><![CDATA[New York City plans to scare speeders with skeletons]]></title>
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				New York City's plan to cut traffic deaths involves electronic display boards that <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/05/12/2011-05-12_city_hopes_digital_skeleton_street_signs_will_curb_reckless_speeding_drivers.html#ixzz1MFY4JrZ4 ">flash the image of a skeleton</a> if a passing motorist breaks the speed limit. Skeleton? C'mon. Make it a landlord holding an eviction notice and we'll talk.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5801579/new-york-citys-plan-to-scare-speeders-slower" title="Click here to read more about New York City plans to scare speeders with skeletons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 May 2011 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Illinois Mayor Party-Poops On Hilarious Stop Signs]]></title>
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				Planners in the Chicago suburb of Oak Lawn <a href="http://jalopnik.com/cars/novelties/chicago-burb-uses-catch-phrases-to-stimulate-stoppage-305565.php">had a little fun when putting up stop signs</a> and now that fun is done thanks to a party-pooping mayor. The signs are the standard issue octagons, but included are funny catchphrases and song lyrics that commonly accompany the word "stop." The hijinks include "Stop In The Naaaame of Love" and "Stop Right Pilgrim." The mayor isn't necessarily the bad guy because he is abiding by the Illinois Department of Transportation that says the signs violate the Federal Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices and failure to remove the signs could cost the city federal funding. Of course, the intention of the signs were to get motorists to actually stop by hoping they would read the signs and let out a chuckle. It's okay, Oak Lawn, just don't... STOP ...believin'... [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/UNCONVENTIONAL_SIGNS?SITE=TXDAM&TEMPLATE=STRANGEHEADS.html&SECTION=HOME">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/386662/illinois-mayor-party+poops-on-hilarious-stop-signs" title="Click here to read more about Illinois Mayor Party-Poops On Hilarious Stop Signs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 May 2008 16:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Travis Hudson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chicago Burb Uses Catch Phrases to Stimulate Stoppage]]></title>
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				Apparently, motorists blowing off stop signs is a problem in Oak Lawn, Illinois. A big enough problem, that is, to spur a course of action suggesting there may be some drinking going on at council meetings. The Chicago suburb &mdash; hometown to members of both Disturbed and REO Speedwagon &mdash; has added second stop signs under the regular ones at 50 intersections. The second signs include lighthearted addenda, like "WHOAAA" and "... and smell the roses." It's part of a campaign to get distracted drivers to notice that big, red octagon on top, which, if we remember correctly, means either "dammit, now I'm even <em>more</em> late for work" or "roll through slowly and hope for the best." No word yet on how well it works, but it's further proof the entire world should be on Ritalin. (Photo: AP) [<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,298599,00.html">Fox</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/305565/chicago-burb-uses-catch-phrases-to-stimulate-stoppage" title="Click here to read more about Chicago Burb Uses Catch Phrases to Stimulate Stoppage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Oct 2007 11:15:37 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Spinelli]]></dc:creator>
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