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				After a brief interview period with a rapacious press, Senator David Vitter (R-Prostitutes) attempted to make a speedy exit in his smart white Honda Civic but failed to notice the stop sign behind his car. Because of his lack of (backward) vision and inability to change (direction), the little Honda and the lady-of-the-night-loving Senator from Louisiana both came away  slightly bruised, though one being bumper, the other being ego. Of course, that's a lot less embarrassing than the bruised bumper <a href="http://jalopnik.com/373884/f1-boss-max-mosley-caught-with-five-hookers-in-nazi-orgy-video-scandal">Max Mosley</a> received. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88l3H0QyoZI">Youtube</a> via <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/187770.php">TPM</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/377767/senator-david-vitter-loves-hookers-hates-stop-signs" title="Click here to read more about Senator David Vitter Loves Hookers, Hates Stop Signs">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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