The Dodge Viper Is Alive!

We were the first to report the Dodge Viper was dead before Chrysler actually killed it. Now, like a zombie from a time before fuel economy, it's back. That's right, Chrysler's telling us today the Dodge Viper will live on!

6:01 PM on Fri Jul 10 2009, by Ray Wert, 6,300 views, 98 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5312213/the-dodge-viper-is-alive

The Future Of Cars, Circa 1999

Automotive designers in 1999 foresaw a 2009 populated by compressed natural gas-powered cars, huge 16-cylinder engines and crossover vehicles. At least they got one right. Let's hop into the time machine-like lens of hindsight to visit ten concept...

3:00 PM on Wed May 20 2009, by Matt Hardigree, 93,434 views, 167 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5260441/the-future-of-cars-circa-1999/gallery/

Remember To Close Your Sunroof When Masturbating

This is an important JaloPSA: If you decide to retire to your car for some personal afternoon-delight, make sure you're not parked next to a tall building with your sunroof open. NSFW.

3:00 PM on Thu May 7 2009, by Ben Wojdyla, 133,603 views, 101 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5242358/remember-to-close-your-sunroof-when-masturbating

2009 Dodge Challenger SE Rallye Package Adds Sorely Needed Fifth Cog

Chrysler has unveiled the 2009 Dodge Challenger SE Rallye option, which gets a five-speed automatic transmission, replacing the previous four-speed autotragic. It also gets stripes!

2:30 PM on Mon Mar 30 2009, by Ben Wojdyla, 8,942 views, 92 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5190724/2009-dodge-challenger-se-rallye-package-adds-sorely-needed-fifth-cog

Chrysler Australia "Yes We Can" Sale Uses Obama Imitator To Sell "20-Inch Rims"

Chrysler Australia's getting in trouble with their newest ad using an Obama-imitating voice-over to try and sell a Dodge Nitro. The ad campaign's name? The "Yes We Can" sale. Seriously.

8:30 AM on Wed Jan 28 2009, by Ray Wert, 2,769 views, 44 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5140837/chrysler-australia-yes-we-can-sale-uses-obama-imitator-to-sell-20+inch-rims

GM Vs. Chrysler: Product Lineup Fantasy Draft

Though the possibility of a GM-Chrysler Merger remains but a 50/50 chance, the non-denial denials have sent our heads spinning. Are conversations actually taking place? Of that we're certain. Will it actually happen? Hard to say. Will it magically...

12:45 PM on Tue Oct 14 2008, by Matt Hardigree, 8,401 views, 56 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5062950/gm-vs-chrysler-product-lineup-fantasy-draft-

Jalopnik Day Of Automaker Atonement: Chrysler

We've got more than a few beefs (brisket, to be correct) with Chrysler, but in the spirit of the day we won't hold the rest of them against the company. It would be easy to pick the Caliber or even the much-maligned Sebring, but we think the...

4:07 PM on Thu Oct 9 2008, by Matt Hardigree, 2,518 views, 7 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5061292/jalopnik-day-of-automaker-atonement-chrysler

Ten Greatest Video Game Cars

In honor of the vehicular hoonage video games allow us to safely perpetrate, we've selected these, the ten greatest cars from the annals of video game history. They have challenged the deftness of our readers thumbs, the quickness of their eyes...

3:00 PM on Thu Sep 25 2008, by Matt Hardigree, 72,240 views, 154 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5054800/ten-greatest-video-game-cars

Dodge Nitro And Jeep Liberty Death Match! Only One Will Survive!

Chrysler is looking to slaughter one of its Toledo-made SUV twins, the Dodge Nitro or Jeep Liberty. Only one can survive the elimination process, and our money is on the Jeep sticking around, with the Dodge getting the axe in 2012. It's all part...

5:20 PM on Fri Sep 5 2008, by Mark Arnold, 2,676 views, 61 comments
http://jalopnik.com/5046178/dodge-nitro-and-jeep-liberty-death-match-only-one-will-survive