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Peepin' The Stars: The 2007 Bentley Continental GTC

Yeah baby, the Bentley Continental GTC's been Convertible-ized for 2007. This fan fav of Ukrainian mafia now comes built to allow what remains of their hair to blow in the wind, while they snort a line of blow off of the chest of the hungarian...

9:03 AM on Wed Apr 12 2006, by Ray Wert, 407 views, Comment

Bentley Recalls Continental For Fire Potential, Horsepower Still "More Than Adequate"

It looks like at least 13,420 VW Bentley Continental owners (or, more likely, Bentley Continental owners' "help") will soon be making an unscheduled pit stop at their local Flying B dealership. A recall has been issued due to the potential for...

2:20 PM on Wed Jun 4 2008, by Andrew Stoy, 650 views, Comment

Bentley Continental GTC to Premiere at NY Gala

"Dutchess, tell the girl to launder our waistcoat, the Bentley function is in less than a month!" Now, what were we saying? Oh yes. Bentley will unveil its new Continental GTC at a gala event in New York before the city's annual auto show opens to...

1:56 PM on Mon Mar 20 2006, by Mike Spinelli, 125 views, Comment

Bentley Announces New Convertible Continental GTC

Our favorite hooligan-in-a-waistcoat, the Bentley Continental GT, is getting a droptop (so sorry, drophead) version. The Continental GTC, a 2+2 convertible, completes the Continental model range that began with the GT coupe in 2003 and was...

1:07 PM on Mon Sep 26 2005, by Mike Spinelli, 204 views

Paris Hilton Violates Probation, Gets Bentley Continental GTC Hauled Away In West Hollywood

According to TMZ, everyone's favorite celbrawhore, Paris Hilton, saw her $170,000-plus Bentley Continental GTC hauled away on a flatbed (which Bentley folks tell us is the correct way to have your vehicle towed so as not to void your warranty)...

3:47 PM on Wed Feb 28 2007, by Ray Wert, 13,618 views, Comment

We're Laughing At You: Paris Hilton Might Face 90 Days In The Hoosegow

Here's a tip - if you are a mutli-gazillionaire-ess, pay someone to drive you around. Seriously, hire Colin McRae or any of the three Los Jalops that live in LA to hoon you about in your drophead Bentley GTC. So what if Bumbeck fills the rear...

1:26 PM on Sat Mar 31 2007, by Jonny Lieberman, 265 views, Comment

Paris Hilton: Still Dumber Than Shit

Man, we were all set to look at porn go to bed when the all-knowing, all-glowing Jalopnik brain alerted us to this piece of pseudo-news. Apparently, she ran out of gas in her new Bentley Continental GTC after leaving a hair salon. That's the new...

4:30 AM on Wed Jan 10 2007, by Jonny Lieberman, 7,055 views, Comment

Lambo-Jogging T*** Busted by Bluetooth

We'd planned to tell the story of the UK guy busted for running over a parked Lamborghini. With his sneakers. The drink-sodden wanker dented the Lambo's roof causing something like 20,000 Britpounds in damage. Like many YouTube suspects, the guy's...

4:59 PM on Wed Sep 19 2007, by Mike Spinelli, 1,183 views, Comment

Paris Checks In To Jail, We Lose Easy Jokes For Three Weeks

10:15 AM on Mon Jun 4 2007, by Ray Wert, 2,157 views, Comment

Hulk Smash...Car Into Tree! Eric Bana Crunches 1974 Ford XB Coupe In Aussie Rally

The Aussie actor who's played a prince o' Troy as well as a brisket-eating assassin spent the weekend filled with rage. The rally-loving actor smashed his hoon-tastic Mad Max-like 1974 Ford XB Coupe (yes, I know the Mad Max one was a '73 —...

10:23 AM on Mon Apr 23 2007, by Ray Wert, 3,353 views, Comment