Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

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It’s the 12th anniversary of Jalopnik’s 1st birthday! We’re 12! That means next year we get to have a sweet-ass Bar/Bat Mitzvah, and my cousin’s brother’s landlord’s ichthyologist’s boyfriend’s dad’s horse’s vet’s Sly and the Family Stone/Spice Girls mashup cover band can play!

Anyway, thanks for putting up with us for a dozen years. Here’s to a dozenteen more!