Screencap via McMike Dammit

You can keep your sparkly vampires and cheesy ghosts. From the wonderfully demented mind of McMike comes a real terror for Halloween translated into a pumpkin the whole family can enjoy.

Tremble in fear, kiddos. You want a nightmare? You’re livin’ in it. Here’s a pumpkin that wants to slowly suffocate the earth with noxious cheaty turbodiesel fumes.

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It’s a real killer, too. Au revoir to third cars at Le Mans. Say goodbye to the best sister-company rivalry in motorsports. Who knows what will be the next victim of the TDI pumpkin’s rampage? Probably some beloved but frivolous concept you wanted to see, but will never get made now.