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Sarah Jessica Parker was given a warning for driving-without-headlights after explaining she didn't know how to turn them on in her new Mercedes. Add this to the list of things Parker no longer knows how to turn on. [PageSix]

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dirt bag Feb 14, 2012 39,296 Angelina Jolie Must Be Thrilled That Billy Bob Thornton is Making a Movie About Her
plastic surgery Feb 2, 2012 71,550 Does Sarah Jessica Parker’s Face Look Different?
gloria steinem Jan 27, 2012 15,173 Demi Moore Won’t Be Playing Gloria Steinem
lovelace Jan 27, 2012 24,504 Armed Forces Return to DEFCON Five as Blow Job Movie Gets New Feminist Icon
rag trade Dec 27, 2011 18,261 What A-List Faces Sold The Most Magazines In 2011?
hair Nov 9, 2011 21,413 Sarah Jessica Parker Cannot Stop Touching Her Hair
gawkerazzi Nov 4, 2011 51,634 Sarah Jessica Parker’s Hat and Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Must Be Seen to Be Believed
dirt bag Oct 14, 2011 72,489 Meet Tina Fey’s New Baby Penelope
sarah jessica parker Oct 11, 2011 12,103 Sarah Jessica Parker Plays Celebrity-Edition Of ‘Celebrity’, Wins
late night tv Oct 11, 2011 12,532 Sarah Jessica Parker Takes Her Blathering to Watch What Happens Live
good/bad/ugly Sep 23, 2011 104,526 Shades Of Carrie Bradshaw At The Ballet
gossip roundup Sep 21, 2011 69,926 Maggie Gyllenhaal: I Share Vibrators With My Friends
tv Sep 16, 2011 23,125 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
filmschooled Sep 16, 2011 39,897 My Group Therapy Session With Sarah Jessica Parker
snap judgment Sep 8, 2011 16,333 Sarah Jessica Parker Is Also Very, Very Bright
late night tv Sep 8, 2011 57,657 Sarah Jessica Parker Suffers Explosive Bout of Verbal Diarrhea on Letterman
sarah jessica parker Sep 7, 2011 16,767 Sarah Jessica Parker Insists She Drives A Minivan, No Really, She Swears!
dirt bag Aug 14, 2011 29,956 Sarah Jessica Parker to Revive Sex & The City on TV; Zombie Show Seeks Brains
dirt bag Jul 13, 2011 34,082 Jessica Alba Finally Finds Out What Boobs Are For
gossip roundup Jul 12, 2011 32,047 Draco Malfoy Is ‘Looking to Get Into the Grime Rap Scene’
gossip roundup Jun 14, 2011 56,982 Jennifer Aniston Is a ‘Homewrecker,’ and Other Ironies
dirt bag Jun 14, 2011 32,231 Jennifer Aniston Being Branded A Homewrecker
filmschooled Jun 9, 2011 26,174 What Bridesmaids‘ Success Means For Movies
movies May 27, 2011 29,134 Trailer For SJP’s I Don’t Know How She Does It Leaves Us Deeply Conflicted
trailer park May 27, 2011 20,331 I Don’t Know How She Does It: Same Sex, Same City
photos May 3, 2011 35,788 All the Fashion Showdowns at the Costume Institute Gala
rag trade May 2, 2011 13,044 There Will Be No Haggis At McQueen-Themed Met Ball
snap judgment Feb 23, 2011 9,745 Sarah Jessica Parker Pretends To Be Cocaine Bear
snap judgment Feb 22, 2011 16,843 Damn, Sarah Jessica Parker’s Heels Are Sky-High
snap judgment Feb 17, 2011 10,435 SJP and Jessica Szohr Obviously Have The Same Hairstylist
snap judgment Feb 8, 2011 17,665 If They Hurt So Much, Perhaps SJP Should Take Her Shoes Off?
snap judgment Feb 7, 2011 9,757 Sarah Jessica Parker Finds Pierce Brosnan Hilarious
snap judgment Jan 27, 2011 12,537 Why Does Sarah Jessica Parker Have Clothespins On Her Uggs?
snap judgment Jan 25, 2011 3,888 Did You Hear The One About Sarah Jessica Parker, Pierce Brosnan & A Pretzel?
film schooled Jan 25, 2011 7,755 Sex And The City 2 Nominated… But Not For An Oscar
open caption Jan 24, 2011 2,368 ‘We Used to Do That a Lot On My Old Show’
open caption Jan 20, 2011 2,118 It Was Time Once Again to Unpack Kristin Davis
snap judgment Jan 18, 2011 7,713 Olivia Munn Wants Sarah Jessica Parker To Get Off The Phone
open caption Jan 17, 2011 3,212 ‘Tell the New Girl to Work on Her Hair-Tossing Technique’
snap judgment Jan 12, 2011 4,830 Sarah Jessica Parker Has Her Hands Full
the year that was Dec 24, 2010 223,557 The Best Of The Year’s Worst Photoshops

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