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			<title><![CDATA[UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail]]></title>
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				Remember when a Michigan man was arrested after police caught him <a href="http://jalopnik.com/5065856/police-arrest-michigan-man-for-car-wash-vacuum-sexy+time">making sexy time with a car wash vacuum cleaner</a>? Well his name is Jason LeRoy Savage and he just got 90 days in jail.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5185264/update-michigan-car-wash-vacuum-molester-gets-90-days-in-jail" title="Click here to read more about UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sexy-Time]]></title>
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				On October 18th, Police apprehended an unnamed Michigan man in the act of coitus with his chosen mistress of the night, a car wash vacuum cleaner. Police were alerted to the unnatural activities by eye witnesses and approached on foot around 6:45 AM finding the man in the act, disturbing as that thought might be. When commenting on the situation, Sgt. Gary Breidinger said "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard." We're wondering how many quarters that kind of thing costs. [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_VACUUM_SEX?SITE=WFAA&TEMPLATE=STRANGEHEADS.html&SECTION=HOME">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5065856/police-arrest-michigan-man-for-car-wash-vacuum-sexy+time" title="Click here to read more about Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sexy-Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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