Held at the annual 'Bison Track Show' in Russia, this is the 'Race to the Bottom," perhaps the best form of motorsports I can't believe I didn't think up.

Basically, it's a demolition derby on a full-dirt rallycross course, complete with jumps. The cars look every bit like homemade specials, and the translated description of the event is "the race for survival."

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Remind me to book a ticket to the 2014 Bison Track show next year.