Renault Kangoo Z.E. Bitch Slaps The Competition At VansA2Z Awards

Do you think your van is environmentally friendly? Do you think your utility vehicle is a sustainable choice for product transportation? Well unless you're driving a Renault Kangoo Z.E. you better shut your face hole and drink in some knowledge through your nostrils.

I know you've been following the buildup to this year's VansA2Z awards, so there's no need for me to remind you about their provenance and relevance in the UK market. But I'm here to finally announce that the battery-electric Renault Kangoo Z.E. has straight up monstered the competition this year.

Beat them. Destroyed them. Crushed them. Shamed them. The Renault Kangoo Z.E. slapped the competition in the face after it farted on its hand. I am talking a flawless victory here.

Renualt UK's product manager of the company's now award-winning Electric Vehicle Program, Ben Fletcher, had this to say.

Awareness of the benefits associated with electric vans, from a cost, driver and environmental perspective, is growing on a daily basis, boosted recently by the new Government-supported 'Go Ultra Low' campaign. I'm sure this latest independent endorsement will generate even more buzz around Kangoo Van Z.E. and help to highlight it as the clear market leader.

YOU BET YOUR ASS THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BUZZ NOW, BEN.

So if you're thinking of buying a Mercedes-Benz Vito E-CELL or Citroen Berlingo Electrique, you might as well shave off all your hair, light it on fire, and burn your money in the smoldering pile. Don't even think about anything but this award-winning Renault masterpiece.