Fuck you, FIA. You fined Red bull €25,000 for Sebastian Vettel doing donuts in celebration of his fourth F1 world championship. So now Red Bull did donuts on the Burj Al Arab helipad, 689 feet above Dubai.
Vettel didn't light 'em up this time. It was the much more expendable David Coulthard, who would protected in the case of a fall by his massive chin.
Hard to top that.
(Hat tip to Braking Bad!)