LOLCars rap Mazda Rap Mazda3 Rap Zoom Zoom Rap clips

By Matt Hardigree Jun 23, 2010 1:30 PM

Get our top stories

follow jalopnik

Follow @Jalopnik

Mazda Salesman’s "Zoom Zoom" Rap Surprisingly Not Bad

Mazda Salesman's "Zoom Zoom" Rap Surprisingly Not Bad When we saw this goofy white guy in khakis and sneakers was about to rap about the new Mazda 3 we were worried. Surprisingly it's not awful — at least by Tacoma, Washington standards.

Mazda Salesman's "Zoom Zoom" Rap Surprisingly Not Bad
[TechWeasel]

Contact Matt Hardigree:

Discussions

Show earlier discussions

Drive Free or Die

whimsy May 31, 2012 0 Chan Ho Park Is Bad At Rapping, Good At Poking Himself In The Eye
nas May 28, 2012 0 Nas Has a New ‘Dad-Rap’ Music Video About How Much It Would Suck to Find His Daughter’s Condom Stash
america's got schtick May 18, 2012 0 80 Year-Old-Grandmother Brings Her Family Values Rap to America’s Got Talent
Game Of Thrones May 6, 2012 0 Winter is rhyming in Adam WarRock’s Game of Thrones rap
soundtrack Apr 30, 2012 0 ‘Don’t Text Me’ Is Every Lovelorn Gadget Geek’s New Anthem
watch this Apr 30, 2012 0 Delicious Stop-Motion Food Rap Satisfies Your Craving for Hot Jams
soundtrack Apr 26, 2012 0 N.O.R.E Featuring Styles P and Raekwon: Google That
pugs Apr 5, 2012 0 Here Are Several Costumed Pugs Performing Bone-Thugz-N-Harmony’s "1st of tha Month"
kanye west Apr 5, 2012 0 Kanye West Admits He ‘Fell in Love With Kim’ on New Track (UPDATED)
star wars Apr 4, 2012 0 The Coolest Gundam Wing Rap Song You’ll Hear Today
math Mar 29, 2012 0 BYU Mathletes Ask What Would Happen If Star Students Were Treated Like Star Athletes
watch this Mar 22, 2012 0 Who Knew Mass Effect 3 Was So Well-Suited To Rap?
Shut up, nilla Mar 19, 2012 0 Don’t Make That Rap Video: Middle-Aged Casino Executive Edition
tweets Mar 9, 2012 0 AARP Celebrates the Life of the Notorious B.I.G.
explainers Feb 28, 2012 0 A Comprehensive Guide to the Illuminati, the Conspiracy Theory That Connects Jay-Z and Queen Elizabeth
mass effect Feb 27, 2012 0 Dan Bull’s Mass Effect Rap Rolls With An "Asari That’s Older Than Atari"
Mikhail Prokhorov Feb 22, 2012 0 Mikhail Prokhorov Rapping? Mikhail Prokhorov Rapping.
music Feb 20, 2012 0 Unreleased Pre-Fame Nicki Minaj Video: No Stupid Faces
final fantasy Feb 10, 2012 0 In Case You Skipped Final Fantasy XIII, Here’s a Breakdancing Recap Rap
music Feb 8, 2012 0 This Rap Video Was Made by Game Artists
mass effect Feb 6, 2012 0 A Resplendently Dorky Hip-Hop Tribute to Mass Effect
the 80's Feb 6, 2012 0 The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80’s, Awesomely Terrible
ice cube Jan 31, 2012 0 Was Ice Cube’s Good Day Actually November 30, 1988? An Alternate Theory
music Jan 30, 2012 0 Here Is the Best Hip Hop Song Ever Made
fox news Jan 17, 2012 0 Bill O’Reilly Proclaims Self ‘Brother’ for Distinguishing Between Ice Cube and Ice-T
wu-tang clan Jan 11, 2012 0 Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s FBI File: Wu-Crimes and Tons of Guns
paul rudd Jan 9, 2012 0 Paul Rudd Freestyles Straight to Your Heart
music video Jan 8, 2012 0 DNA gets backup dancers in evolution-themed rap videos
soundtrack Dec 24, 2011 0 CRUDBUMP: Eff You If You Don’t Like Christmas (NSFW, obviously)
music Dec 20, 2011 0 Don’t Make That Startup Video!
idols Dec 20, 2011 0 Justin Bieber Is Going to Rap Whether You Like It Or Not
watch this Dec 16, 2011 0 Watch Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis Remixed with Emoji
rap Dec 15, 2011 0 Don’t Make That Rap Video: J-School Edition
final fantasy Dec 13, 2011 0 Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soundtrack’s Descent Into Self-Parody is Audio Metaphor for Series
Celebukids Dec 5, 2011 0 Urgent! Chet Hanks Needs Help Finishing His Final Paper
the internet Dec 1, 2011 0 The Nerdy White Rapper Who Launched Two Internet Sensations in 24 Hours
bryce harper Nov 23, 2011 0 Bryce Harper Is Now Using Twitter To Ask Rappers To Name-Drop Him In Their Songs
ivy league Nov 22, 2011 0 GZA Finally Makes it to Harvard
watch this Nov 17, 2011 0 White Girls Rapping about Windows Phone 7 Is Worse than Your Parents Having Sex
soundtrack Nov 8, 2011 0 Heavy D & The Boyz : The Overweight Lovers In The House
factoid Nov 4, 2011 0 Today’s Greatest Rap Producer Uses a Compaq Laptop and a Magazine Mousepad

More Stories…