Others may show you this real 2011 Ford Ranger and complain about us not getting it. Boo-freaking-hoo. This is America. You're saying we can displace myriad native populations but can't get one truck? If you want it, go get it.

There's a model for doing this. We got a Ford Focus RS in the U.S. and it's ridiculous to think we can't have a a Ford truck in America. Land of Ford trucks. It may be "way too big" to ever be sold alongside the F-150, but at the least we can get one example here.

Someone with money, legal skill, or a willingness to cut through jungles of red tape for a tasty F-100-sized pickup truck could totally make it happen. For a long discussion of why you might want it, head over to PickupTrucks.com.