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			<title><![CDATA[VIDEO: BMW X5 Flipped In FAILtacular Fashion]]></title>
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				"Hey Deiter, hold mein bier und watch this" is what we imagine the moron behind the wheel of this BMW X5 is saying before he attempts a very unsuccessful jump-to-barrel-roll stunt. That'll definitely leave a mark.				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5625548/video-bmw-x5-flipped-in-failtacular-fashion" title="Click here to read more about VIDEO: BMW X5 Flipped In FAILtacular Fashion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sand Dune Ramping Gone Hilariously Wrong]]></title>
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				From the screen capture, you'd think this is a standard "Hoons misjudge sand dune jump and stuff truck on the other side" deal. Well, you'd be partially right. The actual moronitude of this short but solid gold clip is far funnier than that. Congratulations sirs, you have secured todays Hoon of the Day, though your concussions probably prevent you from recognizing the achievement. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3CH4T76CXQ&feature=related">Youtube</a>]				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/386582/sand-dune-ramping-gone-hilariously-wrong" title="Click here to read more about Sand Dune Ramping Gone Hilariously Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 02 May 2008 12:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ben Wojdyla]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Parts: Using Car Ramps]]></title>
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<em>As we embark on a series of automobile maintenance basics and repair tips here on Jalopnik, we're thankful every day for the miracle of space-age polymers. Back when technology held endless promise for an easier and more efficient future, plastic was the answer. When it comes time for regularly scheduled wrenching like changing the oil, flushing the radiator, or loading up the lower ball joints with fresh grease plastic still is. Read on.</em>				<a href="http://jalopnik.com/220504/and-you-will-know-us-by-the-trail-of-parts-using-car-ramps" title="Click here to read more about And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Parts: Using Car Ramps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:42:31 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mike Bumbeck]]></dc:creator>
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