It'd be like Michael Jordan playing against a high schooler — multiple European rallycross champion Martin Schanche once showed up at a small, regional event in Northern Ireland and absolutely wiped the floor with the local competition.

I don't know if Schanche had three times the power of his rivals in this heat, or if he had four times the power. That's not to mention that he has four wheel drive, and a couple top-level championships to his name.

Make no mistake, Martin Schanche is a dick. A very hilarious dick.