<![CDATA[Jalopnik: Promotions]]> http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jalopnik.com.png <![CDATA[Jalopnik: Promotions]]> http://jalopnik.com/tag/promotions http://jalopnik.com/tag/promotions <![CDATA[“Snipers For Vipers” Gives Rifles That New-Car Smell]]> Missouri car dealer Max Motors has upped the ante in its longstanding free-gun-with-purchase promotion, offering a .50 caliber sniper rifle to anyone who buys a Dodge Viper. The next step? Air vents laced with powdered Viagra. (Thanks mike4700!) [Max Motors] More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5723392&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[GM To Give Out Perfect Attendance Award, New Car]]> Proving that the medicine goes down better with a spoonful of sugar, GM announced today that a year of perfect attendance gets your average factory worker into a drawing for $15,000 towards the purchase of a new GM product. That's the sugar. The medicine is that starting January 1, those who are absent are going to need a prescription slip or test results from the doctor or else they'll face a verbal warning or, if it happens too often, a pink slip. So when daddy or mommy goes to work with appendicitis, remember that their pain is buying you that new Aveo. [Market Watch] More »
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]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=310075&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Chinese Man Takes Car Commercial Too Far, Builds Transformer Out Of Citroen]]> According to our gadget-obsessed brothers, a man in China spent $8,000 to build his very own Transformer out of a Citroen. We feel like we've seen this before — again and again and again. All we're hoping is it's lead-free. [UPDATE: Now we've got video!]
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]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=309521&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Chevrolet Diggs Social Link-Sharing Sites So Much, They've Created A Couple Of Their Own]]> We just received an e-mail from the folks at Campbell-Ewald about two new sites Chevy's just created called Silveradohub and Cobalthub. Apparently they're Digg-like sites for submission of "blog posts and articles" on the Chevy Silverado HD and the Chevy Cobalt. We actually were the first to drop a link up on SilveradoHub — and let me tell you, it was all the excitement of Digg, with none of the you know, excitement. Maybe it just needs more than one submission up there. We guess we'll just have to wait and see. But at least the first submission is funny and yes, you'll have a chance to see the full review that accompanies the picture shortly. Full text of the e-mail we received after the jump. More »
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]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=302299&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Q: What Does Pontiac Have To Do With Halo 3?]]> A: Absolutely nothing. Still, watch the marketing geniuses at Pontiac try to build excitement by taking an ad for Pontiac and slapping a Halo 3 ad to the end of it. Did we mention that one person will win the above Halo 3 - stickered Pontiac G6. Yeah, we wish we hadn't mentioned it either. [via Marketing Daily] More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=300083&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Top ten funniest and most brilliant bus...]]> Top ten funniest and most brilliant bus ads. [InventorSpot via Digg] More »
]]> http://jalopnik.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=296839&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Buy A Chevy Aveo, Get A Free Autobot]]> Who knew the Transformers craziness for the General could last this long. They've got a promotion going on where if you buy a brand spankin' new Chevy Aveo, you'll get yourself a limited-edition transformin' Aveo that goes by the name of "Swerve." There's only going to be 2000 of them, so get your Aveo today to get your hands on one. If you think this promotion won't work, just check out the following comment from the boys over at Transformers fan forum-site Seibertron:
"Let's hope there is a way to get this that does not involve shelling out tons of money. Or those of us who are Transformers completists will also be driving brand new Aveo's shortly."
Just add 2000 more Aveos to the end of next month's sales numbers. More »
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