Please Join Me In Punching Everyone In This Scion Ad Right In The FaceJason Torchinsky7/28/13 10:00amFiled to: Ad WatchScionScion FR-S1786EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkFor some reason, every time I seem to turn on the televisior this Scion ad is on. And for some other reason, this commercial makes me want to scan myself into the TV, Tron-style, and punch every one of those goddamn Scion-owning smug-ass rhythm-talkers right in their stupid pretty faces.I don't have anything against Scion, either. I think the FR-S is fantastic, and I even own a manual 1st-gen xB, the nice pure, unashamedly boxy one before they ruined it. But this ad. This stupid ad. They're doing some weird, possibly illegal and definitely unethical low-level brain hacking to make the soundtrack lodge in your head, so 20 minutes later you find your eyes glazing over and crosssing as you say "EFF. ARRE. ESS." in a strange monotone. Then you hate yourself for a minute or two.