Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

On Friday, we're taking a 2014 BMW 420d to Prague to see Pixies. Yes, the Pixies without Kim Deal. It might be awesome, or it might be like this. Whatever, I'm still young.

Pixies -- 'Indie Cindy'S

If all works out, we'll also take Pixies drummer David Lovering for a ride in our shiny, brand new BMW to see how he likes current Bavarians. He might even sign my guitar. Who knows. In the meantime, we will drink lots of beer and fall in love with somebody's daughter between two pints. Or at least that's the plan.