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"You know what's a really nice car?"

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"Have you ever been in a Home Depot or something like that and seen where they block off the aisle when they're loading stuff on those tall, tall racks?"

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"As I am a construction worker, I can tell you that the purpose of the hard hat is so there will remain enough of your face that they can identify the corpse without having to resort to dental records, DNA testing, etc. How ya like that fine Ford truck, by the way?"

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"@BingleyJoe: You're correct, and that's exactly what I clicked on this article to say."

wkiernan commented on Ford FX-Atmos or ZIS-112?

"As nice as that Ford is, I'm gonna go with the ZIS because a.) I live in Florida and would certainly perish under the clear dome of the Atmos in the summer sun, and b.) I'm a commie."

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"@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Oh go on."

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"Good place for teenagers to screw."

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"The Miata, used not new, because it's the best sports car I can afford."

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"The car ahead of me going slow on the Interstate."