You could have a citation
If you'd just lay down your rage.

You could have walked away but..
You didn't bring your hammer back
All you did was smash it.

Dear Toyota Camry....

I need to get that Import Tuner pinup calendar from the front seat.

-twitchykun

Let's cover up all that doom and gloom with Ace Combat 6 and Cheap Trick.
/thread

(Hammond: Kicking women in the crotch since 2011)

2nd Gear: SAAB zombies overrun the RenCen in Detroit.
You can't fault them for giving customers what they want.
Whenever I hear that Kid Rock song on the radio, I think it's "Sweet Home Alabama" until I hear the beat, and then I get sad.
Appropriate theme song to have as one reads the article.
I was at Fry's Electronics earlier today and I saw this guy taking up two spots in an already crowded lot. My first thought? Jalopnik.

#asshat

Then Batman comes and punches someone in the face, because Batman.
Brian, man, I'm almost done with school, and I'm angling going back to Mitchell as an IT-guy, as opposed to Editorial. This new layout still bugs me.
Xander, you probably saw my tweet about Ray getting together with sniff petrol and Rut Wood.
M2M, Spiegel is Santa. And Lady Gaga at the same time. #oppositelock
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