Well, hello. Why do you think I wanted to you be at Pilgrim's for election night? We could commiserate. In all honesty I know people mean well- but they really have no idea how hard it is. My now ex used to insist that I should be able to find clothes- and he just couldn't understand it. It does make me cry a heck of a lot. And I will die before I buy a mens suit.

OH N/M I'M BACK LOL

I guess I'm on involuntary hiatus since the site isn't working for me. I'm going to miss Jezebel, but the bugginess of the Gawker commenting software is just inexcusable.

If anyone else is having trouble, there's a thread here on Gawker's bug-reporting site.

Hey, I reported the same bug as well. I can't comment either! Aaaaggghhh.

I miss you guys. I can't post comments!

I do use a Diva cup on occasion, but most of the time I don't enjoy shoving objects up my junk. But I am so sick of people being all, "Pads are digusting, ew ew you're gross." I LIKE THEM, DAMMIT.
Also, Diva Cup users are scary and cult-like on these threads sometimes.

Pad girls unite!

I've been meaning to tell you: a few weeks back you said that for Halloween you would stumble around and fall and then climb back up painfully and tell people you were "the stock market". So I told my son that and he did it. He wore two big red arrows pointing down. He collected candy in a sack labeled "Your Investments".

Yr th bst!x

OMG, hi2u!

do you draw - that's so great. I'm afraid you'd have to be fast of hand to catch some of my awesome prosecco-assisted kitchen dance moves.

What's the craziest thing your pen/pencil has recorded at a party?