I don't want to say 120 is a bad beer, but it is the ONLY beer to give me fucking diarrhea.
Why are they all wearing leisure suits?
I have cousins that live in Kristiansand, and when I was 17 my grandparents took me to visit them. We did all sorts of fun things. I got to meet a bunch of old people that were apparently related to me. I drove a scooter for the first time and I even got to ride in an old Soviet car (what it was I don't recall). With my obviously fake ID I was able to drink at all the cool bars we went to, and hit on lots of really hot Norwegian chicks that went to school with my cousins. I even came close to losing my virginity to one particularly attractive woman 6 years my senior name Maryanne, but was denied when she found out my age. But, the coolest thing about that trip was seeing that goddamn monster of a gun. Apparently in Norway no one has to worry about lawsuits because I got to climb all over that monster. There were no signs or railings and my brother and I got to risk our lives scrambling over decrepit old Nazi concrete bunkers for awesome photo ops. I think we even had the chance to climb into the barrel of the cannon. It is truly a monster. It is visible from really far away. The tour guide told us that the gun had been fired once and it broke ever window in the city. He also said they had planned on building one in Denmark so they could hit a target anywhere between the two countries. That would've been pretty badass. I can't wait to go visit family in Norway again, it's been a little over 9 years since I was there and I'd love to go back... might try to find Maryanne.
Cool car bro.

I don't want to say this guy has bad taste is cars, but it's very boring. None of those cars are classics or enthusiast type cars. They're just new and expensive. I can see having a few of those, but all of them is just pointless.
Dude, thats from Bones not NCIS.

Keep working on that first successful reference.
I hate to be THAT guy, but I sent in a tip for this video a couple of weeks ago. Anyway, you should check out the whole album, its one of the best of 2011 so far. Danny Bejar really killed it, its definitely better than anything he's done before including his work with The New Pornographers.
I saw this guy tooling around on this thing today at MF, and I've got to say my first impression upon seeing him was a shoulder shrug and a "meh." Second thought was, "Is that a dude or a chick?"

Of all the cool stuff at MF I have no idea why this appears to be the only Maker feature on the site this weekend. There was so much better stuff all over that place.
On April 20th The Flaming Lips released an ep on a flash drive inside of a marijuana flavored gummy brain which was inside of a strawberry flavored gummy skull, once again proving Wayne Coyne is the coolest man on earth.
A few years back a guy killed a grad student at Yale and stuffed her into a wall in one of the science buildings. I played high school football with that kid. His locker was more or less right next to mine. I spent some quality BS time with him while we were both more or less naked. That's right, I hung out naked with a future murder...
I was just pointing out post rock bands on TRL. Eluvium isn't exactly post rock.
Your secret? Their most recent album peaked at #16 on the charts and the one before that at #76. These guys haven't been anybody's secret in about half a decade. If you want post rock secrets you're going to need to look harder, how about you start off with their Temporary Residence label mates MONO or Maserati.
I live in New Haven and from my experience AT&T gets better reception here than Verizon. Although I doubt that really matters to them, this whole damn city seems to be covered by their wireless network.
An undercooked steak? I've never heard of such a thing, steaks can be overcooked but certainly never undercooked.
Really? Did you see number five? Not hot, not hot at all. At least not in that picture.
Ricky Perry only believes in two tools, the bible and prayer.
I find that technique works better with hot topless women.
Like so many of the other commentators I too pissed in this patch of grass. But, I didn't do for any other reason than I was on a 4+ hour long walking tour of Berlin and the guide said if we were going to piss in public this was the place. I had to piss, so I pissed there.
My cousin's husband is also a doctor. There must be something in the visa application process that ensure only doctors with names that make you think of terrorists and despots can get into the country.
My cousin married a guy named Osama.. he's gone by Sam since late 2001.