theeastbaykid commented on Obama Endorses $4 Billion Automaker Aid Package

"Now if Chrysler could hit us with a new K-car, it'll be the early '80s all over again."

theeastbaykid commented on Ten Worst Things Automakers Do To Make Their Cars Seem Cheap

"Wheels that are too small for the wells."

theeastbaykid commented on 2009 Mazda6 Pricing To Start At $19,220, V6 At $24,800

"Plenty of guys vacationed in Flat Rock for last year's LeMons Detroit."

theeastbaykid commented on Is the 2010 Camaro A Home Run, Strike Out Or Double Off-The-Wall?

"Well, after a 3-2 count, a 20-pitch at-bat, and one ball that missed being fair by inches (the Transformers movie non-debut), we've finally got a ball in play."

theeastbaykid commented on Commenter Of The Day: Rich Girls On The Tee Vee Edition

"I tried to hit on Kim Kardashian once, but I ended up like that koala from a few days ago--run over by a Lexus and infected with chlamydia."

theeastbaykid commented on BMW M3 Plowed Into House By Idiot Teen Driver

"I got a BMW at 16, but it was a 2002."

theeastbaykid commented on Top Gear Crashes Nissan GT-R

"'Round here there are plenty of Audi drivers who like giving it in the butt."

theeastbaykid commented on Mosler MT900 Red Devil Dynos At 1635 HP, Says, "I Don't Need No LS9"

"@tenbeers: GM put the LS9 through some pretty rigorous durability testing--I want to say they ran the thing at WOT for some ridiculous amount of time."

theeastbaykid commented on J.D. Power: Car Dealership Customer Satisfaction Improves, Jaguar Comes Out On Top Again

"@Dollarbill4: And the free WiFi at the Jag dealers allow for posts like yours!"

theeastbaykid commented on Production 2010 Chevy Camaro Revealed!

"Embargo, schmembargo."

theeastbaykid commented on Foose Coupes Start Hitting The Road

"She's my little Foose coupe, Jalops know what I got...."

theeastbaykid commented on 11-Year Old Kentucky Kid Lays Down Hot Wheels Justice On Speeders

"@eurodriver: Don't forget that his name is Landon Wilburn."

theeastbaykid commented on Commenter Of The Day: Zach Braff Feels More Than You Edition

"I was hoping for a brutal stabbing in Garden State, like the one in Mystic River."

theeastbaykid commented on 2010 Chevy Cruze To Get 45 MPG, Fight Prius With One Powertrain

"Not that GM can't/won't build this attractive and promisingly efficient machine, you do have to ask yourself when was the last time GM delivered on its promises for the compact segment."

theeastbaykid commented on Racers, Start Your Bribing: Murilee And Loverman To Judge At LeMons South!

"@Mad_Science: This just in: They already were."

theeastbaykid commented on Project Car Hell, Graverobber Edition: 1970 Cougar or 1972 Torino?

"Mercury Cougars are like Pamela Anderson."

theeastbaykid commented on Tiene Todo: Hot Argentinean Nuns Prefer Peugeot 504 Hoonage!

"@SpeedWagon: Af-ri-ca!"

theeastbaykid commented on Russell Simmons Hits SoHo: Maybach Owner, Obama Supporter

"Oh, that's all good on a Maybach."