Chevy Aveo. But I'd rather beat the snot out of the guy that designed it.
I don't even know what that means. Congrats anyway, Twitchy.
@P161911 probably shoudn't have: Part of the beauty of living in the 'burbs is lots and lots (pun intended BTW) of free parking.
Hell, this doesn't worry me at all. If there's a valet out there that can give me tips on how to hoon my 6 cyl. TrailBlazer, I'd be interested.
Clearly somebody's had way too much exposure to the Grand Theft Auto series.
So he wrecks a Lambo on the way to wrecking his life, after which he'll go to the reception and get wrecked, and then wreck that new bride on the honeymoon. There seems to be a theme here.
I'd say a latecomer to the party, Ed Whitacre, could be a contender here. After the 1st GM shakeup that dropped Red Ink Rick from the top of the RenCen, Fritz "The Cat" Henderson settled in for a little business as usual in the role as Top Dog. Ed decided, after a few months of GM floundering and failing to gain traction under Fritz's watch, to chop some heads, and the head of GM's head was the first. Actually, some say that the douchebag Mark LaNeve was the first victim of Ed "The Guillotine" Whitacre, but Fritz was the one that left the biggest impression. Add to that a little executive shuffle, and ol' Ed's been on a tear, throwing his weight around quite impressively. If he keeps this up, he may actually find the right combo to right this ship. So far it's been fun to watch regardless.
Try accelerating to 100 while drinking a Coke in this thing. I dare you.
@Tanshanomi: And OnStar calls the Coast Guard if you're in a crash and the oxygen masks deploy.
Scorpion is awfully damn close to crabs. I'll let someone else get that itch.
The day I depend on a dork in a New Beetle to get my car running right is the day I turn my license in and start taking the bus.
The gal on the right in pic #22 looks like she's really got to take a leak. And maybe could use a spanking. Uh, BRB.
Wow, LMSP, there is more balloon hauling information in that one post than I've been exposed to in my entire life. Now I'd like to know why you don't just go by "Love_Me_Some_Hot_Air" instead. Many congratulations to you my good man.
Maybe they're trying to fill the void left by the Magnum. In typical half-assed Chrysler fashion, of course.
I can't imagine ever actually electing to pay double for an Opel, even with Italianesque styling and La-Z-Boy inspired seating. I don't care how many (or few) of these things still exist, in order to be collectible somebody actually has to want them. Puff, puff, give.
Next time Timmy's taunting Suzie, just slam the pedal into the carpet and put 'em both back in their seats. That'll teach the little bastards!
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