"which will come in handy at the dragstrip when you'll plow straight into the nearest guardrail and take a helicopter ride to the nearest ER break off some 11-second times to the roar of an approving crowd!
I just spit M&Ms at my beautiful glossy screen."
"Here's what I emailed in:
Here's my idea: go ahead and roll it off that cliff in the picture, but before you release it just strap yourself to the grill."
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