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smrtypants44
09 Feb 2012 12:35 AM
ugh those wheels are ugly
smrtypants44
08 Feb 2012 12:41 PM
Thats some SUV-ish wheel gap right there
smrtypants44
02 Feb 2012 1:46 PM
I saw a current gen LS in a british racing green esque color.... and I was like hmmm...didnt know they came in green.
smrtypants44
18 Jan 2012 5:55 PM
So does the M5 have the pedestrian hood pop like the Jag XK? Kinda looks like it.
smrtypants44
10 Jan 2012 11:33 AM
Considering the face detection software on my laptop thinks my bf is me I think I'm going to pass on this feature.
smrtypants44
09 Jan 2012 11:50 AM
I'm pretty sure my 02 Grand Am had its windshield washer sprayers mounted on the wiper arms
smrtypants44
20 Dec 2011 1:30 AM
sexting
smrtypants44
07 Dec 2011 2:25 PM
are those.....skinny shorts? And wow lots of boxer action going on right there.
smrtypants44
07 Dec 2011 12:50 PM
I <3 The Oatmeal
smrtypants44
30 Nov 2011 2:30 AM
So you own a Lambo, Lambo, Bugatti, and a Porsche.... and then you go out and buy a pathfinder armada?
smrtypants44
27 Nov 2011 1:04 AM
Clear lens tail lights just need to go into a corner and die!
smrtypants44
22 Nov 2011 12:19 PM
iPod touch? Hasn't a successful small tablet been out for a while already?
smrtypants44
18 Nov 2011 5:24 PM
2-Bedroom 4k square foot? What else is in there with all that room?
smrtypants44
16 Nov 2011 5:45 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing! The whole outfit looked like he was getting ready for a post apocalyptic outing in the desert. Mad Max anyone?
smrtypants44
15 Nov 2011 4:19 PM
I grew up in socal, and I have never noticed whats described in here....
smrtypants44
07 Nov 2011 2:04 PM
Whats the point of running out on stage naked then putting your hand over your crotch? If you wanted to block people's view of it shouldn't you not have run out on stage naked?
smrtypants44
20 Oct 2011 4:55 PM
The accident one is a first gen...not second gen...note the lack of hood scoop
smrtypants44
18 Oct 2011 10:50 PM
Who else clicked on this article via the title thinking that you could make your hard drive bigger with a little salt shaker action?
smrtypants44
18 Oct 2011 10:02 PM
I'm impressed that the clanking noise when he hops sounds so similar to the luxo short...
smrtypants44
18 Oct 2011 11:25 AM
So do they pat you down for liquids before you can go up into space?
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