smalleyxb122 commented on Ten Most Beautiful Cars Currently For Sale

"Aston. Why is it even a question? I can forgive those who've voted for the 8C, but the rest of you should be ashamed of yourselves."

smalleyxb122 commented on PUTC Gets First-Ever Speeding Ticket In 2009 Dodge Ram R/T

"So freedom of the press doesn't extend to traffic laws?"

smalleyxb122 commented on PUTC Gets First-Ever Speeding Ticket In 2009 Dodge Ram R/T

"Bad Ponch!"

smalleyxb122 commented on C&D Wants To Know How Much Fun You Can Have For $25,000

"@mytdawg: Michigan insurance is stupid."

smalleyxb122 commented on 2010 Audi R8 Spyder Speculatively Drops Its Rendered Top

"How does the new soft top affect the R8's fording capabilities?"

smalleyxb122 commented on Audi R8 Jumps Into Roadside Canal, Can't Swim

"A Countach would have made it.

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smalleyxb122 commented on Audi R8 Jumps Into Roadside Canal, Can't Swim

"Audi R8 X total loss = $500 X imaginary ludicrously favorable exchange rate = LeMons winner!! minus 5,000 laps for BSF = negative final laps = loser unanimous vote for people's curse = no more Audi R8 or $500 claim rule = no more Audi R8 Maybe it's not such a great idea."

smalleyxb122 commented on Turning The Concept Of Depreciation On Its Head, Million-Mile '91 Silverado Offered For $30K

"@mechimike: GM ought to take the truck, and give this guy a new one. He probably could have negotiated something like that, if he'd offered to go public with the truck."

smalleyxb122 commented on Semi Truck Tries To Outrun Speeding Train, Fails

"These comments got me thinking again about when I almost got hit by a train. I was in High School, and used to walk the tracks to get home. I heard a train behind me, but it was "way back there". Nope, in an effort to appease the residents, the trains had switched to a quieter horn. Oddly, the Trains were back to full volume very shortly therafter. Sometimes I wonder if I had anything to do with that."

smalleyxb122 commented on U of M Survey Contradicts Others, Claims Fewer Buyers Satisfied With Detroit Automakers

"Statistics can be made to prove anything."

smalleyxb122 commented on Semi Truck Tries To Outrun Speeding Train, Fails

"When you come to a railroad, stop and fig're. In case of a tie, the engine's bigger."

smalleyxb122 commented on Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport Number One Auctions For $2.9 Million

"I was thouroughly disappointed that my phone bid of $500 didn't win the car."

smalleyxb122 commented on Reasons For Buying A Hybrid: The Good, The Bad And The Moronic

"Buying a hybrid as a fashion accessory is both the best reason to buy one, and the worst. If you are that type of person that wants or "needs" a hybrid to fit in, nothing else will suffice."

smalleyxb122 commented on Report: Tesla To Build SUV Off "Model S" Platform

"Ha ha!"

smalleyxb122 commented on 1985 Cadillac Cimarron

"Twice the price of the car on which it's based?"

smalleyxb122 commented on Please, No MC Hammer Jokes: 1988 AMG 300TE Wagon!

"It's a very pretty wagon."

smalleyxb122 commented on Suburban Dallas Homeowners Association Won't Allow F-150 In Driveway, Welcomes Chevy Avalanche

"Get in writing that a Suburban would be acceptable, and purchase a $500 1986 rusted hulk and park it in the drive."

smalleyxb122 commented on Commenter Of The Day: Casimir Pulaski Day Edition

"Having been away from Illinois for 12 years, I had forgotten that I miss having Pulaski day off. Thanks a lot."