It's a little early for Halloween. That's what I think anyway.
It's a shame they never made it to print. I would have loved to have a copy of this for trips to the throne.

And NO, I am not bringing my laptop with me.

@UDMan: Don't you worry, Tesla is next. In line. For your bailout money.
@aSoundofSleep: You boys need new wives.
Mark my words: they're going to fuck it up.
@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Why FIAT wants any part of this is beyond my comprehension.
@Accords went loco, killed Camry and Malibu.: Um, are you smoking crack? Chapter 11 is only going to prolong this slow, miserable death. What you wanted was a swift and brutal Chapter 7 liquidation.
Look, Fiat does not have cash. The United States Treasury does. It's a game of chicken, really - and the Treasury Department will give in, and pony up $6b (and more) to make this happen. And sweet lord, what about JOBS JOBS JOBS? Did we not forget that's what got us all into this mess?

More coherent point: Cerebus owns both Chrysler Financial and GMAC. What sense is this making? GMAC covering Chrysler's floor plan (HA) financing AND consumer financing?

I'm... strangely at peace with this.
@yisoo: We really needed an NSFW there. REALLY. NSFW. NOT SAFE FOR WHATEVER.
@Mobius_1: Heart-click. And gentle fondling.

And then maybe some more fondling.

Yawn. What was that about "zombie" automakers? They don't want you for your braaaaains, they want you for your MONEY.
@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: This will go well with my coffee.
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