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Last remaining classmate moved to Utah...

Aim high kids. Aim high.

My dear God, how will he carry New York without the biggest vice presidential loser in history?

Why can't Obama close the deal with the white, liberal, old woman, ex-vice presidential candidate voters?

I gotta love the hippie genuflecting before Nader when there's a perfectly good mike stand in front of him.

Holy Shit. He's gonna cream her in Oregon.

@Speed Ball: Precisamente senor.

Everybody cares about Guam. It's part of the three greatest legacies of the Spanish American War. Guam, Puerto Rico, and that little bay 90 miles off the coast of Key West where we torture people.

@elburrito: I think you're thinking of the wrong guy. This is the guy from Forensic Files.

"Then months after the murder, an investigator examining photographs of the crime scene noticed something..."

John McCain invented forgiveness, which he then taught Jesus.

Also John McCain smokes the wacky weed just like you and I.

He's a gay! I hereby revoke his marriage!

Eh, it's better than his last ad:

John McCain: American America Americaing America Americally. Vote John McCain, American for American President.

Paid for by the American committee to America America.

Hawaiian pizza? Man straight guys got to go the full 9 yards to get some action. We 'mos just gotta ask.

@Liz: You know the last guy who asked him about quitting in Ohio so quick got tazed...bro. Just be careful out there Intrepid Girl Reporter.

Yet another reason I'm glad I never went to Harvard.

"This one time, at torture camp..."

I can't wait for a remix of Apollo 440's "Stop the Rock" as "Stop Barack"

Stop Barack (Stop Barack)
Stop Barack (Stop Barack) can't stop Barack
You can't stop Barack (stop Barack)
Stop Barack (stop Barack) can't stop Barack

Shake your paranoia, can't stop Barack...

Definitely could have done without the pander pun. What are the New England union laborers?

Wow. This guy just doesn't know how to keep a low profile.

I wonder if his carbon footprint has a wide stance...

I know what you're thinking. That's exploitation! But trust me she makes it up in volume.

Ironic that the idiots between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia have to choose between a woman they hate and a black guy they hate.

10% of PA dems just let out a collective sigh "Fine, I'll vote for the [Michael Richardson word] if it'll end this thing. "

@RssDude: I believe you are referring to "Cash-strapped Clinton fails to pay bills" by Ken Vogel
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