Two in the pink, one in the stink.
I believe there was a time in our history when we stood up for those that couldn't stand up for themselves. I believe it was called the civil war. It is time, my fellow Jalops, to stand up for what is right. To stand up to these namby pamby politicians who think old is bad. It is time to stand up for the internal combustion engine before it is too late. It is time to stand up for our right to scour junkyards for the door lock knob of a 1991 Emerald Green Ford Escort 1.9L 5 speed hatchback. It is about time that REAL car guys had their say! Who’s with me?
@ugadawg: Not many people like the escort, but they are perfect for what they are. They drive ok, and last forever.
More proof the world is going to end Dec 21, 2012.
Picture 9 also proves the UAW is in Iran. Seriously, his shoes are off... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Braking Bag, it got what dragons crave.
Unlike some other randomly-catching-on-fire horses, this is how its done.
S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y
Safe, dance!

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

Is that a pulse laser cannon in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
What am I supposed to see in the Mille Miglia photo?
@Alfisted: It's like one of those viscious circles, we own them, they own us, ...so we own us, or they own them? My head hurts.
This is easy, anyone can do it with a subaru. Put him in the WRC and see how he does.
@TR3-A: Thats why the new name is Government Motors. The company will produce black or white camry-esque cars that run on E-85 ONLY.
"NA NA NAA NAH! NA NA NAA NAH!! HEY HEy hey! GOOODBYE!"
What sucks donkey balls is that the price at the pump is not what it actually costs to produce. It still only costs about $10 - $20 per barrel to produce the oil, but because of futures trading, we get our $60+ per barrel price.

If there was no such thing as futures trading, we would still have $1 per gallon at the pump.

@Leeeeena, a Jalopchick: I know this is now old and won't be read, but it's the technic series that got (gets?) my blood going. Building a helicopter with a working tilting rotor, retractable landing gear, retractable saftey hook and a bajillion small parts. This and building a working transmission for a race car were the coolest things. I think Lego was one of the biggest things that motivated me to be an engineer.
This was a nice one. It looks very similiar to a 30's Ford I once saw, so I knew it was old. I guessed 50's. I did guess jeep, but my only evidence was the carb. Lucky guess.
So, THIS is how they make Targa tops!
I guess this proves F430's are no good for the Flupocolypse.
11) A towel. (in case you run into the likes of Ford Prefect)
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