"Having the Ferrari sitting in the garage and the keys on your key ring for display at ladies night, (especially in the Northeast where there are what - four good days a year for a convertible?) could be as good as having $50K in credit at the local bordello."
"Just look at it as another thing the H2 won't be used for: hunting AND off-roading (unless off-roading now includes driving off the road while on the cell holding a latte)"
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