respawn commented on More Cheap-Ass Drivers Ignoring Gas Gauge, Getting Stranded

"While I've never completely run out of gas, I've come close."

respawn commented on Intersection Blacks Out Citröen C6

"Do they have mobsters in France?"

respawn commented on Look Out! It's A Runaway Crane!

"Yeah, the biggest shame out of all of this is that both the minivan owner and the Cadillac owner will end up getting screwed over in this deal."

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"@dolo54 @Beelzebubba: Uh, wow."

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"@amblito: Eh, it's an interesting diversion while Top Gear is off the air."

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"@Dr.Danger's got it all: Well Wikipedia does have an entry for Fuck ([en.wikipedia.org]), so I don't think Car Fuckers would be rejected for profane reasons."

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"Quick, there's still time to create a Wikipedia article about the fetish: [en.wikipedia.org]"

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"@amblito: But they do have Fifth Gear."

respawn commented on Car Fuckers Documented by Channel 5, Horseman Number 4 Also Spotted

"@Matt Hardigree: Well shit."

respawn commented on KBB Names Ten Best New Road Trip Vehicles, Family Truckster Suspiciously Absent

"I just find it amusing that they consider the EOS to be the same caliber road trip car as the Veyron."

respawn commented on Brits Give Crossing Guards Cams To Catch Speedsters

"@avconsumer: I actually had a guy in some Atlanta suburb once pass me in the center turning lane because I observed the flashing lights and chose to drive the 25MPH speed limit in the school zone."

respawn commented on Car Thief Gets Parking Ticket, Owner Gets Fine

"Actually, I know from very recent experience, that the police in my city don't check the plates when the write a ticket."

respawn commented on Ford Introduces New Blind Spot System, Shoots Radar Waves Out Ass

"@ash78: Thank you."

respawn commented on 10 Outrageous Parking Tickets That Will Make Anyone Steam

"I once got a parking ticket for parking in a no parking zone..."

respawn commented on Guns and Ramping, Can Life Get Better?

"Reminds of an episode of CHiPs."

respawn commented on Realistic Car Toys Teach Kids About Harsh Urban Reality

"These model cars are going to give me nightmares tonight."

respawn commented on SLR Powered Mercedes G-Wagon Raises Bar for Assinine SUVs

""Is it really necessary to get a 0-60 time of 4.2 seconds out of a breadbox shaped utility vehicle?" YES."

respawn commented on Italian Supercar Forgers Find Fieros Fantastic

"...I'd pay $500 for one and enter it in the next LeMons competition."