I watch the Golf Channel. Works like a charm.
I'd say this is the real goal. They can hit you extra-hard for speeding in a school zone. The D-bag cops around here LOVE to sit in school zones and write tickets for people going 3 over.
SCHOOL ZONE
SPEED LIMIT 20
6:45AM-4:30 PM M-F

Problem solved.

Seriously, whose idea was that anyway? Was he some kind of moron? (Not that the Republican mascot, an elephant, is that much better...)
Only if we get to redefine Democrat as "Jackass".

And don't give me any shit. THEIR MASCOT IS A FREAKING JACKASS.

Very mature, Internet.
Is there no low to which you will not stoop?

What am I saying, of course not.

They seem to go back and forth between slamming and fellating Apple. It's quite the abusive relationship. Sad, honestly.
That sounds rather tasty. I think I'll put it on my list, as well.
Masterful plan, sir. Just crazy enough to work.

Though, knowing my luck I'll do it and inadvertently pick the most FAAABULOUS agent there...

WARNING: The following link will suck the rest of your day into a time warp, but it goes with your point perfectly. Behold the logistics of the Precision F-Strike.
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(insert slow clap)

Bravo, sir.

I kinda like Leeni, which made this tolerable. Briefly. I got about halfway through before I decided "SCREW THIS NOISE" and turned Sabbath back on.
I'd thought these devices locked the driver's helmet in place and prevented them from moving their heads entirely.
How about the Iron Duke four they stuffed in the Pontiac Fiero? Great-looking car, good handling, with a boat anchor for an engine.
Nope. All we get is the 4-door sedan.
The purchase price is the tip of the iceberg. You can triple that in the first 3 years on repairs.
I was never a big fan of her music, but I could recognize she was a talented performer. It's too bad she got caught up in all those drugs and couldn't keep clean. 48 is too young.
Ain't nothin' don't go with camouflage.
This could be the greatest spectator sport ever invented.
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