Did the Rambox patent already expire? Damn.
There's a big gap between things people celebrate and things people accomplish. Baby Boomers celebrated all that stuff from the 60s because they were young. All they did was buy it, though. Their parents were the ones responsible for muscle cars, music, and any social changes that required a vote. Oh, and developing narcotics. The real contribution of the baby boomers came once they hit their stride in their careers, and someone invented the Internet. That accomplishment may well have earned a whole generation's worth adoration and social security checks, but they blame that one on my generation. Figures.
@BullittFan_Fords4Life: That name isn't going anywhere. It's too sticky.
Hah, the company is the Champaign-Urbana Mass Transit District, CUMTD for short. I rode the cum touchdown today.
My mom's G8 GT. I love my mommy very much.
Hey, don't hate on the V6 Mustang. My frat bro drives one, but he gels his hair and wears beaters and acts like he's not white, so... oh, I see your point. Also, his 'Stang is sky blue. Frattest secretary EVER!
Oh look, your advertising 101 TA gave you a shiny sticker! That's going right on the fridge, mister!
Do it, GM. Make it Volt-based so it can handle some payload. This could really work. And no, I won't buy one.
6th row, center column is the MonkeeMobile. Come on, you Jalops should be able to identify a GTO even when it's a van.
So THAT'S what the P in PRNDL is for!
Dear Ms. Bovat,
Only one undisputed fact exists in this case: your writing makes it impossible for us to take you seriously.
Sincerely,
People who aren't twelve
@KTurriff: Colin Chapman is not pleased with the new Lotus, but he's rather enjoying the afterlife. The effects of decay plus plenty of exercise from constantly rolling in his grave are really helping him shed those needless pounds.
Load it up with whatever luxury you want-it's your money and your ride. I just wish you could get a half-ton with decent fuel economy. Oh, wait, that's the base Ranger. 24mpg combined, 1130 lb payload. Too bad they're killing it.
458 Italia. I'm not a huge fan of the overall design, but that face is pure evil, and it's happy about it. Sorry, Viper and Cobra fanatics, this car looks more like a snake than anything else out there. I just can't decide if those reactive wings remind me more of fangs, a forked tongue, or the fact that they open wider at speed as it lunges forward to devour you.
Let's see...2010-1985=25 years. So I have to wait until 2033 to see the world's prettiest X6.
Ford E-150 with a boat behind it. Meh.
2 gens old Malibu V6. The engine actually wasn't bad-the top end wasn't great but there was plenty available to chirp the tires. On public roads, I hit my limit at about 40 mph. Nothing dramatic until the suspension actually took a set, but then apparently the corner connection between the contact patch and the sidewall gave out, and the car flopped over a few more degrees midcorner. Fucking terrifying.

Aside from that, I have a general hatred of that specific car because I was tasked with making it unapparent that it used to be a smoker's car so my grandmother could drive it. Not fun.
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