POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Malaise BMW E12 Power Shortage Remedied By Judicious Application Of Sprint Car 427

"Behemoth Motor Within"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on GM, Nerds Working To Finalize Chevy Volt/Power Grid Interface

"Well I guess it would be nice If I could recharge your body I know not everybody Has gotta body like you But I gotta think twice Before I give my bucks away And I don't know all the glitches you display Because regular GMs won't have them too Oh, but I need some time off From that rubbing motion Time to pick my dick up off the floor When that Hybrid ho goes down Without devotion Well it takes a strong man baby If he not grounded to the floor Cuz I gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Baby, I know you're 12 volt adapter's okay But please don't drain my power away Cuz you'll give my balls the blues Baby, you mean every word you say But can't beyond yesterday And another who gave me the clap and a cream to use Before I have a romance explosion Can we make sure I've rubberized the floor When my love juice comes down Without a ground's devotion Well it takes a strong man baby To live with his testes roasted to the core But I gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt Gotta have Volt get the fuck up! I gotta have Volt Volt VOLT!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Video: New Camaro Playing Sweet V8-Powered Music On Main Street

"The Canadian Muscle phenomena continues..."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Mini Clubman S Versus Go Kart

"@charles_barrett: That dude sure ain't as Milky as Milka!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on GM, Nerds Working To Finalize Chevy Volt/Power Grid Interface

"Damn!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on GM, Nerds Working To Finalize Chevy Volt/Power Grid Interface

"@graverobber- Two BEER minimum: They need to figure out if the black stripe of your Visa should face in or out when swiping your Hy-ho! Hy-ho? Hy ho! Hy ho! Hy ho!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Mini Clubman S Versus Go Kart

"@TexanIdiot25: Flavor enhanced with A.D.D.: Yeah, that was pretty cool, but allowing bits like that stomach churning indie Challenger smut to show is like Jalopnik allowing road tests of a Camry 4 cyl."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Malaise BMW E12 Power Shortage Remedied By Judicious Application Of Sprint Car 427

" ...it was a sprint car Alcohol motor used by Steve Kinser. A BMW hybrid, part prick, part hick."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Mini Clubman S Versus Go Kart

"@TexanIdiot25: Flavor enhanced with A.D.D.: Brother, I hope the fuck not!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Mini Clubman S Versus Go Kart

"I have to say that's pretty impressive."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Jalopnik's Chevy Camaro Unveil Live-Blog

"Hopefully the new ones handle better... "

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Jalopnik's Chevy Camaro Unveil Live-Blog

"@graverobber- Two BEER minimum: This must be the happiest day in Tino Martino's life!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Kimi Raikkonen Knocks Down Little Girl, Keeps Walking

"To the little girl who this Asshole knocked down, remember this song.... Thanks to guys like Kimi, nothing's impossible, I've found out when my chin was on the ground, But I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and stared that mother fucker down. Don't lose your confidence if you slip, but get pissed when a geek like this sends you on a trip, And pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and smack his prick on the tip. Work like a soul inspired until that little bitch Kimi hits the tire walls. You may be tired, but you don't stop 'til you punch him in the balls. The famous man will remember you when he's crying on the ground for your ploys, So take a deep breath, pick yourself up, and nail Raikkonen right in the boys! Work like a soul inspired until that little bitch Kimi hits the tire walls. You may be tired, but you don't stop 'til you punch him in the balls. The famous man will remember you when he's crying on the ground in the fetal position So take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and nail him right in the ol' Johnson."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Honda Civic Type-S Fireblade Makes Us Pine For Euro Civic

"So we can't get the Honda Civic Type S Fireblade, just get an early 90s Subaru SVX and compact it a little bit! It's kinda close to the real thing... ...isn't it?"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on First Driving Video Of The New Chevy Camaro!

"...and on that note, I is going to bed."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on First Driving Video Of The New Chevy Camaro!

"@readPOLARZ: Screw that dinky iPhone crap!"

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on Danica Patrick, Milka Duno In Towel-Snapping Cat Fight At Mid-Ohio

"@bozoerrebbe: Careful which of the various vulgarisms you use. Under no circumstance should you use the one that refers to a woman's Naughty bits down below. Truthfully I won't even say it, but to clue you in, it starts with a "c"."

POLAЯ is taking his work... commented on First Driving Video Of The New Chevy Camaro!

"@readChimayPOLARZ: FEAЯ NOT, my brother!"