"That curb weight isn't anything wheels an inch smaller and a willingness to listen to road noise can't mitigate.
This is the sort of car that should be available with power-nothing, minimal interior (front bench seat!"
"@theallpowerfulme: I suggest that the bribe jar be suspiciously shaped like an empty case of beer.
@LTDScott, Porcubimmer pilot: I suggest they dress as plague doctors:
I assembled such a getup last halloween, and almost no one I know had any idea what it was, but it was still awesome.
...and an excuse to build something (a mask) out of paper mache."
"A while back, all the rednecks at work were shocked when I suggested out loud that $5 gas might be the best thing that ever happens to this country.
Of course, I don't have to contend with 13mpg and being unable to park properly, either.
Smug rules."
"@FuzzyPlushroom: No, a 335i makes people think you're a douche, regardless of physical endowment.
...Though I'll concede that it's probably a superior car in every single way.
@UDMan: Way too complex."
""....so let's start up our Malaise Era 120-horse V8s..."
Thanks for my first good laugh of the morning.
I prefer my 90hp sixes, thank you very much.
This looks like a pretty solid truck, really."
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