al_beaton commented on Tesla Schooled By Tango In Electric Car Drag Race

"@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: "Fast Tango in Paris" because you might need a pound of butter to slip into something that tight?"

SuzanneD commented on Drunk Woman Pulled Over By Ambulance

"@mytdawg: I agree with your characterization of bikers, but I firmly maintain that even women completely focused on the task at hand are still completely inept behind the wheel."

SuzanneD commented on Drunk Woman Pulled Over By Ambulance

"Last night I watched a woman on her cell phone parallel park her monstrously huge SUV literally - LITERALLY - 3 feet from the curb."

SuzanneD commented on Ford Officially Looking To Sell Volvo

"Well ordinarily this is where I would cue up my chants of "Bring back the turbo brick" - but I gotta say, Ford has already gone this far in attempting to put a 21st century update on a stiff safety pin, so why give up now?"

SuzanneD commented on Pontiac G8 GXP Laps Nurburgring In 8:30

"Cue Deartháir's orgasm in 3...2..."

SuzanneD commented on Snake Survives A Week In Air Conditioner Fan

"@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Enough is enough!"

SuzanneD commented on 2009 Pirelli Calendar: Elephants And A Whole Load Of NSFW

"Who the hell was the design director for this shoot?"

SuzanneD commented on Nissan GT-R Toolbox, Just In Time For Godzillamas

"@smalleyxb122: LOL"

SuzanneD commented on Nissan GT-R Toolbox, Just In Time For Godzillamas

"Am I pandering to an outdated stereotype by doubting that the average Nissan GT-R owner knows how to use any of the tools in in the box?"