<![CDATA[Comments from nosirrahg]]> <![CDATA[Comments from nosirrahg]]> <![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on NYT: Chrysler In Merger Talks With GM]]> So then GM is saddled with twice as many dealers and three more brands to support with marketing efforts? Jeep is the prize here, but would it be worth it to GM to take everything else that comes with it?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on How Much Did It Cost You To Fill-Up This Week?]]> I paid $3.199 at Kroger here in Little Rock, but that included a 10-cent discount with my Kroger card. I was only down half a tank though, and my Patriot only has a 13.5 gallon tank...still, I filled up for under $20, which felt good (but not good enough to compensate for the third of my 401k that has disappeared recently).

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Kiko The Cheetah Poops Through Land Rover Sunroof]]> "Nice ride...FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Ford "Nanny Key" For Teen Drivers Limits Vehicle Speed, Radio Volume]]> When I learned to drive I had access to 4 different cars, and I hooned them depending on the characteristics of each. The '72 Impala was great for drag racing and other straight-line speed stuff, but horrible in the turns. The '78 GMC High Sierra had a 4-barrel 350 and could do 60 in 1st gear, and from a stop would lay rubber indefinitely, but it got horrible gas mileage and couldn't carry many friends. The '67 Chevy pickup had a straight-6 and ran on LPG, with a top speed of 70 MPH, an AM radio, and the smell of a paper mill...but it was a "real" truck with a dash littered with tools and various veterinary/fence repair items. I typically drove the '78 Caprice Classic (with requisite vinyl top and awesome Kraco AM/FM/Cassette), which while it only had a 305 V8, it handled better than anything else we had. The only problem was it had those crappy 70s wire spoke hub caps, which would tend to fly off at inopportune times. Nothing takes the wind out of a young man's sails than in performing some heroic hooning maneuver, only to have to turn around and go back to the scene of the crime and dig through the weeds to find your missing hub cap.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on As A Teen, How Close Did You Come To Complete Auto Destruction?]]> This is one case where I'm glad I have two daughters instead of sons, but one thing I've thought about is putting my kids through some type of evasive maneuver training, so they don't freak out when a car starts to skid, they lock up the brakes, etc. But I can't help but think that when I was a kid, if my folks had done the same, I'd have used my knowledge for evil instead of good.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Stolen Condom-Mobile Recovered...Without The Condoms]]> I know one place a 23-foot condom might come in handy:
[jalopnik.com]

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Mercedes 300SD-amino Camper, Just In Time For The Coming Financiapocalypse]]> That's the ultimate mullet-mobile...talk about business in the front, party in the back!!

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on How To Avoid A Flood-Damaged Car]]> Actually in the wake (pun intended) of Hurricane Katrina, Carfax put up a link where you can check the VIN of a car for flood damage at no cost. Obviously if a car had never been reported as having flood damage it wouldn't show up, but if the VIN did come back as flooded you'd at least know to avoid that one.

Anyway, the link is www.carfax.com/flood...last time I checked it was still working (and still free, though all you get is info on flood damage). Of course I just tried it now and I get an error message, but it says to try back in a few minutes, so hopefully it's still free if/when it's back up and running.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Chevy Volt Engine Won't Recharge Batteries While Driving; Just A Regular Plug-In Hybrid?]]> So if you want to drive a Volt cross-country, can you run indefinitely on gasoline, producing just enough electricity to keep the thing moving?

Or do you run on batteries for the first 40 miles until they get down to say a 75% charge, and then the gasoline engine kicks in and slows the battery discharge...but eventually the battery gets down to 0% and you have to pull it in for an overnight recharge?

Having a range of 300 miles until you have to fill the gas tank is no problem...having a range of 300 miles before you have to plug it in for a recharge IS a problem.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Gawker Introduces Threaded Commenting, Jalopnik Goes To Plaid]]> So now if I type in "FIRST!" I'm actually last...unless I do it now when everyone else is finished reading this thread, and thus my "LAST!" is actually the first one someone reads?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Bob Lutz On Colbert Report, Claims Chevy Volt Will Get You Laid]]> How about a poll to see how far the average Jalopnik commutes to/from work daily, and if they have parking that would allow for overnight recharging?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Reckon Your Transmission Job Cost Too Much? Jerry Clower Suggests Mr. Transmission]]> As Jerry would say "If I'm lying I'm dying"...oh, wait....

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Deadly Truck Accident Spills Millions Of Nickels On Florida's I95]]> "But boss, you TOLD me to roll those nickels!!!"

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Chevy Volt, Honda Insight Or Toyota Prius?]]> How does the MPG compare between the Insight and the Prius? If the difference isn't great, I'd lean Insight between those two. It'd be tough to justify the Volt from a cost/savings standpoint, but if there were a way to buy one for under $30k it would help.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Gas Lines Forming In Houston After Ike, Prius Drivers No Longer Target of Ridicule]]> A few years ago when Ivan hit Pensacola we went down right afterwards to help my aunt clean up. Fortunately we filled up with gas in Mobile, AL so we weren't pressed for fuel down there, but the biggest problem they had was getting electricity in order to pump the gas. I didn't see any armed guards at gas stations, but there were National Guard folks armed with M-16s holding down the only open Walmart. Just a taste of nighttime curfews and a visible military presence sure changes your outlook on things. And bad enough not to have air conditioning, but not having electricity to at least run a fan makes it tough indoors. But Spam grilled on the Hibachi never tasted to good!

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Australian Teen Crashes SUV Into Tree, Repeatedly, Attempting To Dislodge Koala]]> If there's no video, it ain't hoonage.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Six Perish In Massive Bee Swarm Following Chinese Truck Accident]]> I actually had a similar experience once, though I didn't get stung. I was raking hay with a tractor and looked up and realized I was surrounded by bees. Fortunately they were apparently swarming (moving from an old hive to a new location) so they were all traveling in the same direction, and they weren't in "protection" mode. I threw the tractor into high gear and shot (at maybe 15 MPH) across the field to safety, and within a minute the bees were gone, and I went back to work.

I'd dealt with bumblebees that build hives in the ground before when I'd be bush-hogging a pasture, but they typically hover near the ground after you stir up one of their nests, so when you come back around you see them flying around just above the ground, and again just put it in high gear, duck, and run across them a 2nd time as quickly as possible.

Hornets/yellow jackets were always more of a problem for me than bees.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on A Question That Should Never Be Asked About A Dodge Charger SE]]> I had a barber once who used to tell me about the '55 Chevy he had in high school, that was originally a V6 and they dropped in a hot V8...but kept the V6 badging and such. He used to get a kick out of guys pulling up next to him and revving their engines, and then watching in the rear view as their hot car got smoked by a "V6". I think if I were going to do anything like that I'd be more apt to downplay the power and have a stealth vehicle (like a Volvo R) than the other way around...besides, a hood scoop and big wing would just look odd on my Jeep Patriot.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on IIHS Suggests Driving Age Should Be Raised, Angering The Pimpled Masses]]> Now that I think about it, I basically learned to drive on a tractor (an 8N Ford, FWIW), then progressed to a pickup truck. Even though the truck had a 4-barrel 350, I was mostly driving it on gravel roads, so A) you couldn't drive very fast in the first place, B) you had to slow down on corners or you'd hit the ditch, C) you had to allow long stopping distances because it was easy to lock up the brakes, and D) you had to leave plenty of distance between you and the next car, because the dust was typically so bad you couldn't see if you were right on their bumper. You couldn't rapidly accelerate from a stop either (especially in a pickup) because you'd just be sitting still throwing gravel everywhere. Makes me think if/when my 15-year-old gets the urge to actually pass her driver's test, I may take her back to my old stomping grounds and turn her loose in the El Camino; sort of a "feet first first time" approach.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on What Car Turns You On?]]> When I was in high school, there was a very petite, attractive girl in my class who was into rodeo. Typically she would drive to school in her dad's older white Chevy dualie with a 454 and a 4-on-the-floor. So the combo of a little chick driving a big vehicle hits a nerve with me; but just seeing a dualie doesn't really do much for me.

I've always like Volvos for some reason, especially the P1800, but their current stuff too. Maybe it's the implied reliability and safety that attracts me, like the appeal of birthing hips and good milk production when choosing a female to add to the herd (I'm talking cattle, of course).

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on C6 Corvette Convertible Uses Mercedes E-Class To Explain Physics Of Wedge Shape]]> I bet dragons across the globe are having a most unproductive day as a result of this post.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on What Car Should Matt Hardigree Buy Off Of Craigslist?]]> No matter what you buy, keep in mind that Houston isn't far from New Orleans, and as a result it has had problems with cars that were flooded during Katrina hitting the used car market. So before you buy be sure to run the VIN through www.carfax.com/flood (which will give you a free report as to whether the car has reported flood damage), and also be sure to do things like look under/behind the trunk liner for signs of water infiltration.

Several years ago I worked with a young girl who'd bought a used Camry because she wanted a reliable car, then she started having all sorts of random electrical problems with it. I gave her a ride to pick it up one day, and the mechanic discovered if you pulled back the trunk liner there was a distinct water line on the metal, and there was fine sand underneath. Not a pleasant discovery when you've dropped a lot of cash on a vehicle bought "as is".

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on 2010 VW Beetle More "Manly" In Speculative Rendering]]> Karmann Sutra?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Commenter Of The Day: The Wonder Years Edition]]> Actually I'd vote for dental hygienist Jennifer Hasenfuss.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Citroens And Fuegos Roam The Streets Of Portland]]> Man, did I ever want a Fuego back in the day! Back in July there was a white Fuego on eBay in Portland; surely this is the same one. As I recall the reserve price was over $2,000; the car had something like 180k miles on it, but everything supposedly worked, and it was said to be a daily driver and the owner wouldn't be afraid to drive it cross-country. I had dreams of buying it for $200, getting a one-way plane ticket and driving it only half-way across the country to Arkansas...but once the price went over $700 or so I knew it was out my budget for whim buying.

However, if the car is still sitting there maybe it didn't sell...the buyer's eBay handle was "meaghan088" if anybody wants to see if maybe the earlier deal fell through. I don't see any feedback posted for that sale, so maybe it didn't even reach the reserve.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on What Is Your Region's DBag Ride Of Choice?]]> His 1st cousin.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on 2010 Toyota Prius Spotted, Ironically, At Gas Station]]> Aren't the Prius drivers basically enablers for the rest of us and our high-horsepower, low-MPG automobile addictions?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on What Would Be The Ultimate Car/Product Tie-In?]]> The Planned Parenthood VW Rabbit Pickup (since you won't be multiplying and needing that back seat).

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Ten Worst Cars To Take On A Blind Date]]> A friend of mine used to cruise in his mom's mid-70's LTD coupe, which actually wasn't a bad car, except for the "I sell Mary Kay products" sticker on the rear window.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Semi Truck Tries To Outrun Speeding Train, Fails]]> My grandparents lived about a block from a rail crossing, and once when I was maybe 5 or 6 I went with my grandfather to run down the street to get some ice cream. We were on the way back, and we were in his gold International pickup. As we approached the crossing the lights and bells went off, so he stopped...but I looked up and noticed he'd pulled up too far at the stop, and the gate was coming down toward the hood near the windshield. I yelled out something about it going to hit the truck, and he realized he was too far up...fortunately the crossing was on a fairly steep slope, so just taking his foot off the brake the truck rolled back enough that the gate just missed the hood. I don't know if the gate had gotten tangled in the hood if we'd have been sticking out far enough to get hit by the train or not, but I remember he was extremely happy that I'd gotten his attention.

I also have a uncle who was a railroad engineer. Several years ago he was running a train eastbound on a track that typically only carries westbound traffic except for his train that went through once every day or two. One day there were four high school kids in a pickup at the crossing...my uncle was blaring down the horn to get the kids' attention and trying to stop the train when saw them, but they were all looking off to the East where the trains typically came from, and never saw him approaching from the West. It took a long time and a lot of counseling before he could go back to work, and he retired not too long after that.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on 1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo]]> I knew several families who had these back in the day (the Pontiac Grand Prix variant was also big). The nicest one was about this color, but it had a two-tone treatment that included a darker tan color on the front and rear fender areas. I know it sounds nasty, but it was actually really nice (and they were the kind that kept their cars in good shape, so it always looked good).

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Dear God, No... Every Car Could Be A Hybrid By 2020]]> I'm seriously thinking about converting my '80 El Camino to run on battery power...odds are it'd perform better than the anemic 229 V6 under the hood now, and the lousy aerodynamics should provide enough noise (at least at higher speeds) to warn pedestrians. I just wonder if I can fit the batteries in the "smugglers cove" area without having to take up all the space in the bed.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on What It's Like To Have Your Land Rover Shot At]]> This is a prime example of why you should NOT buy a set of those "truck antlers"; those guys should have known better.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Evil Clint Couldn't Bear To LeMon-ize His Yugo, Fixed It Up Instead]]> Oh, and when the description says "THIS CAR PASSES SMOG NO PROBLEM!" does that mean it passes the smog test, or that it passes smog in the same way I pass gas?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Evil Clint Couldn't Bear To LeMon-ize His Yugo, Fixed It Up Instead]]> I remember at the time these came out one of the standard features was a rear window defroster...the joke was it was installed to keep your hands warm while you pushed it.

Several years ago I did an eBay search for Yugo and came upon a guy in Houston selling brand new Yugo floor mats. I bought a set for no particular reason, and in communicating with the guy I asked him what the story was on them. These were tan mats, and apparently whenever whoever ordered the mats in bulk they got 50% gray and 50% tan...but something like 90% of the cars that came here had gray interiors, so they had a surplus of the tan mats. I still have them in the box in my garage; maybe now is the time for me to re-list them on eBay, knowing there'll be at least one buyer out there.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on 2011 Nissan Murano Convertible Proof That April 1st Comes Twice This Year]]> On the bright side, it does lower the center of gravity...so would that make it safer?

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on 1970 Ford Maverick]]> The lady that took care of me and my brother when we were tots during the summers had one of these; she'd traded in about a '64 Falcon for the Maverick. Not sure the year, but as I recall it was green, and had a great black and white plaid interior (which I'm pretty sure is the reason I really like the Interlagos VW interior). I can never see one of these (or an early Falcon) without thinking about her.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on Five Cars "Guaranteed" To Never Get You Laid]]> I've been married 20 years so maybe I'm not the best person to comment on this topic, but my approach (when single, of course) was to look for hot chicks in cars that ranked somewhere beneath mine, figuring the chick would see me as a step up. Granted, your options/chances increase exponentially as you move up to a nicer vehicle, but if you've got a decent ride you can turn that into some pretty good odds.

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<![CDATA[nosirrahg commented on ABC News Hikes Skirt Up Even Higher On Chevy Volt Front End, Interior]]> To me the appeal of the Volt has never been about its look; it's all about the drive train. I think GM is wise to make the Volt look unique; no one wanders into a Toyota dealership and is attracted by the looks of a Prius, only to find out the car is a hybrid. And honestly, they don't necessarily have to sell a ton of these (at least not at first), since perception = reality. If there are enough on the road that people see them and are talking about them, and it gives GM the halo effect that Toyota has gotten from the Prius, then it's a success.

And from a price standpoint, of course they'd sell a bunch more if they could price them under $30k; but if you're a loyal Malibu/Impala buyer you'd probably be swayed to upgrade, which wouldn't necessarily be a good thing for GM (who would rather have conquests from other makes). So from a long-term standpoint, it could be smart to bring it in at a high price initially and then let the technology trickle down to the average buyer down the road. If the technology were such that they could easily crank out 200k+ of these per year, then that might make sense; but right off the bat they couldn't do that, and probably better to sell a few to the folks that are willing to pay the high price for one, versus promising it at $25k and then having a lengthy delay in delivery (and risk angering the masses who get tired of waiting and buy a Prius because they're available).

If the car performs as touted and GM is seen as a success (again), then as the technology is expanded to other GM lines and the price drops, it'll attract more and more folks to the GM fold; so they may actually be thinking long-term about this roll-out. But time will tell.

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