mtdrv commented on First Chevy Camaro Rental Car Spotted At Avis!

"I put 1800 miles on a 2010 Mustang two weeks ago."

mtdrv commented on Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!

"The first of 100,000 test drives?"

mtdrv commented on Why Do You Love To Drive Fast?

"Because fast cars are cheaper than fast women. -At least the long term maintenance aspect."

mtdrv commented on Roush Mustang Design Study: Hey, They Got Some Camaro On That Mustang!

""Hey, They got some Camaro on that Mustang"????"

mtdrv commented on What's Your Favorite Song About A Car?

"HOT ROD LINCOLN My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin' If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln." Have you heard this story of the Hot Rod Race When Fords and Lincolns was settin' the pace. That story is true, I'm here to say I was drivin' that Model A. It's got a Lincoln motor and it's really souped up. That Model A Vitimix makes it look like a pup. It's got eight cylinders; uses them all. It's got overdrive, just won't stall. With a 4-barrel carb and a dual exhaust, With 4.11 gears you can really get lost. It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared. The brakes are good, tires fair. Pulled out of San Pedro late one night The moon and the stars was shinin' bright. We was drivin' up Grapevine Hill Passing cars like they was standing still. All of a sudden in a wink of an eye A Cadillac sedan passed us by. I said, "Boys, that's a mark for me!" By then the taillight was all you could see. Now the fellas was ribbin' me for bein' behind, So I thought I'd make the Lincoln unwind. Took my foot off the gas and man alive, I shoved it on down into overdrive. Wound it up to a hundred-and-ten My speedometer said that I hit top end. My foot was blue, like lead to the floor. That's all there is and there ain't no more. Now the boys all thought I'd lost my sense And telephone poles looked like a picket fence. They said, "Slow down!"

mtdrv commented on Lamborghini Causes Accident By Sheer Force Of Its Existence

"@undefined: What?"

mtdrv commented on UPDATE: Michigan Car Wash Vacuum Molester Gets 90 Days In Jail

"I would hate to be the next guy in line, waited to use the hose..."

mtdrv commented on Denis Leary Wants To Create Biggest Carbon Footprint Possible

"Sadly both GM and Chrysler based their "Rescue Me" plans on Leary's quote."

mtdrv commented on What's The Worst Aftermarket Exterior Upgrade?

"Decals are automotive tattoos."

mtdrv commented on Ray Wert, Is That A Camaro In Your Pocket...

"Ray is just frustrated because he has to grow a mullet before they let him drive one."