"I like too many cars. That's why I have 6 crappy cars instead of one nice one" - preach on brother! I have 5 shitty ones and an old teardrop. Must be something in the water in Georgia.
Isn't this how bad (or awesome) horror movies start?
"Me and my buddies decided we'd drive out to the middle of Texas check out this cool abandoned junk yard...little did we know HOW those cars got there..."
I love it. Great use of the sliding door - one of the most practical door designs out there. Hope the sheeple don't get scared because the door is often found on minivans.