Kelly commented on Escape From Berkeley, By Any Non-Petroleum Means Necessary!

"Kristie's Flyer was obviously inspired by the Arkansas Chuggabug."

Kelly commented on Commenter Of The Day: Wild Ride Edition

"Yeah...tomorrow's trading. I know tomorrow is Saturday, but even Monday is a holiday, so the rest of the planet will have had a day to digest our market's regurgitation, and even as a guy who has an official education in finance as well as a decade in the industry, before I found out just how crooked it was, all I can do is say it's a roll of the dice. I'd sooner put the family fortune on red than to play this market, though I was semi-seriously kicking around dollar-cost-averaging a position down, significantly, today."

Kelly commented on Maserati Claims Fastest Production Nürburgring Lap In MC12, Pretends Viper Doesn't Exist

"While I'd like to say the GT-R is the car I'd own, if I had only one car for everything, including bringing crap home from Home Depot, I'm kinda curious, though not enough to look it up, what the McLaren F1 did on the 'Ring. It must have run it."

Kelly commented on Financiapocalypse Is The New Gaspocalypse

"@Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir: "Even my tiny little bank is forecasting another multi-billion-dollar profit this year..." Yeah, but that's Canadian dollars.... /obligatory Canadian currency joke from an American I can't believe I was happy, well not happy so much as less pissed-off, to fill my wife's ride @ $2.789."

Kelly commented on What Will Mini Name Their New Crossover?

"I'm not calling it by any name other than a Mini Wagon."

Kelly commented on Want Clearer Roads? Shut Some Of Them Down

"Lack of planning causes traffic."

Kelly commented on Special Ford Falcon GT Celebrates FPV's 5th Anniversary

"Needs OEM 'roo-bar mounting brackets."

Kelly commented on Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Twin-Engine, Twin-Shifter Subueetle For 20 Grand?

"I knew getting this new job was too good to be true.... It's making me hallucinate horribly early in the AM."

Kelly commented on AMC Pacer: For Those Who Prefer Round And Wide

"This comparison is valid only if that woman has one breast differently sized/shaped than the other, ala the Pacer's asymmetrical doors. Come to think of it, she's going to need braces, too."

Kelly commented on PCH, Financiapocalypse Moonshine Runner Edition: Mercury Marauder or BMW 850i?

"The 850, with 200K miles on it, mind you, will be hell every other day. You've gotta figure the transmission is the equivalent of a cigarette which is at the filter, yet still has all the ash."