"Yeah...tomorrow's trading.
I know tomorrow is Saturday, but even Monday is a holiday, so the rest of the planet will have had a day to digest our market's regurgitation, and even as a guy who has an official education in finance as well as a decade in the industry, before I found out just how crooked it was, all I can do is say it's a roll of the dice.
I'd sooner put the family fortune on red than to play this market, though I was semi-seriously kicking around dollar-cost-averaging a position down, significantly, today."
"While I'd like to say the GT-R is the car I'd own, if I had only one car for everything, including bringing crap home from Home Depot, I'm kinda curious, though not enough to look it up, what the McLaren F1 did on the 'Ring.
It must have run it."
"@Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir:
"Even my tiny little bank is forecasting another multi-billion-dollar profit this year..."
Yeah, but that's Canadian dollars....
/obligatory Canadian currency joke from an American
I can't believe I was happy, well not happy so much as less pissed-off, to fill my wife's ride @ $2.789."
"This comparison is valid only if that woman has one breast differently sized/shaped than the other, ala the Pacer's asymmetrical doors.
Come to think of it, she's going to need braces, too."
"The 850, with 200K miles on it, mind you, will be hell every other day.
You've gotta figure the transmission is the equivalent of a cigarette which is at the filter, yet still has all the ash."
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