Hard to say if any of them are bankers, as most apply the media formula (finance involved = banker, to them). First one is clearly an accountant (Big 4). Might as well be back office. Second guy probably sells insurance but even if his claims of "managing money" (which everyone with a debit card does, yes?) are true, that would make him an investment manager. Since it's not 1982 anymore, stock brokers are not only useless, but generally clueless...especially about stocks.
What you have described (investing money) has nothing to do with investment banking. Er go, you are now qualified to write for every major newspaper in this country.
Quite accurate from the equity sales & trading side. Most of those guys are one bad day away from selling used Kias. Probably the one part of a bank where having a stain-free shirt makes you look snobby.
1.) we're not an apple product
2.) you've mistaken me for equity capital markets.
3.) this is probably as close as anyone is going to get...so congrats.
2.) you've mistaken me for equity capital markets.
3.) this is probably as close as anyone is going to get...so congrats.
Well if nothing else you are in good company with your media brethren in having absolutely zero clue as to what an "investment banker" even is or does. Pro tip: unlike the persons quoted. investment bankers don't give you free calendars and pens.
i've been defrocked! i was merely replying, not approving. the internet is hard.
Agreed. "Mexican" it is.
Marquis Hawkins, the twin brother of ... Marqui Hawkins
Makes sense... the second one had to be plural.
Makes sense... the second one had to be plural.
Clearly a "people from Phoenix are Phoenicians" situation.
how did nance pass up, "Charl in Charge!"
We need to nip these Japanese slurs in the bud.
I was just surprised he was so familiar with the topology of Kentucky.
You mean artistic.
-actual correction provided by former coworker
-actual correction provided by former coworker
Mr. Vick,
I have to work next Sunday but I am interested in learning more about these special stands. They sound spectacular.
Regards,
A fellow admirer of bitches and forced sex
I have to work next Sunday but I am interested in learning more about these special stands. They sound spectacular.
Regards,
A fellow admirer of bitches and forced sex
@Sheed's Bald Spot: i need a speech balloon with AD saying, "i ride the ride".
@dostoevsky: I live in Austin and would be happy to trade.
@Cyrus_the_virus: Herpetrator. Cheaper, (mostly) quiet, might shit on your social life but won't actually shit on you.
"We've been hoping Converse would come through with a shoe deal, but they haven't. We've been letting that awkard Ginger dork wear our stuff, but he doesn't come through for us most nights."
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@DukesDawg: I'm an MBA student so I can't do math or economics. But I can run a company into the ground...efficiently.
@DukesDawg: economics student and you got the math right? now i've seen everything.
