"What this car needs (the Cayman, not the boxster) is a good dose of Cayenne Turbo for proper motivation.
In fact, when I qualify for Porsche ownership by either reaching the age of fifty-five and displaying proper bald spot/gut requirements, or filling out my douchebag certification forms, I think I'll do the ol' "add money and stir" routine on one of these babies."
"Simca.
I just took on an odd job in an old forklift factory currently being transformed into a music venue and OH MY GOD there is a 200+ private car collection housed in the same building that includes both of these vehicles, and the little Simca won my heart.
I very desperately wanted to take pictures, but being in a private collection they break the rules for DOTSBE."
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