markov - type gna(R) commented on Judges Skeptical About Chard Beef Regal's Alleged 307 Small-Block: 100 Penalty Laps!

"307's would seem to qualify pretty well for Lemons, even a rebuilt one is worth maybe 12 bucks."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Nissan Introduces Gas Pedal That Pushes Back When Accelerating "Too Fast"

"Why not just use smaller engines?"

markov - type gna(R) commented on Porsche Reveals 303 HP Special Limited Edition 2009 Boxster, Cayman

"What this car needs (the Cayman, not the boxster) is a good dose of Cayenne Turbo for proper motivation. In fact, when I qualify for Porsche ownership by either reaching the age of fifty-five and displaying proper bald spot/gut requirements, or filling out my douchebag certification forms, I think I'll do the ol' "add money and stir" routine on one of these babies."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Chevy Cruze Interior Shot Shows Off Curvaceous Two-Tone Dash

"Am I the only one who thinks the Cruze actually looks kind of snazzy on the outside?"

markov - type gna(R) commented on Project Car Hell, Graverobber Edition: 1970 Cougar or 1972 Torino?

"The Torino, because once you get it finished you can sell it for $3,600. ..."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Ferrari-Badged, Chrysler-Powered Open Wheeled "Indy Ferrari"

"Granted, that intake port looks pretty awesome..."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Aussie Motorist Hits Koala, Koala Survives Only To Find Out It Has The Clap

"So they found out this particular Koala's name by checking his wallet, right?"

markov - type gna(R) commented on How To Have Sex In A Car: A Video Guide

"A 69' four door malibu with a 307 is not a fast car, but good God was it convenient."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Project Car Hell, 1961 Edition: Simca Aronde Or Pair-O-Lincolns?

"@graverobber- Two BEER minimum: Good God, Sir."

markov - type gna(R) commented on Project Car Hell, 1961 Edition: Simca Aronde Or Pair-O-Lincolns?

"Simca. I just took on an odd job in an old forklift factory currently being transformed into a music venue and OH MY GOD there is a 200+ private car collection housed in the same building that includes both of these vehicles, and the little Simca won my heart. I very desperately wanted to take pictures, but being in a private collection they break the rules for DOTSBE."