<![CDATA[Comments from lascauxcaveman]]> <![CDATA[Comments from lascauxcaveman]]> <![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Mr. Potter Edition]]> @charles_barrett: Ha. I had a Welshman check into my little hotel a couple of days ago; couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying. He talked like his mouth was full of shit.

Had to have his Columbian girlfriend translate for us. I have Mexican in-laws, so maybe that helped.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on BMW To Build 500 Electric Minis To Combat Californian Smog With Smug]]> In Re batteries: I think some of you may be forgetting how large and heavy a 15-gal gas tank is, and how small batteries are getting these days.

True, the practical range of a battery powered vehicle of similar weight will be a lot less than a ICE mini; but it will certainly be adequate for an average LA commute, outlying commuter champions not included.

Operating cost about 1/5 gas? Sign me up.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on What Car Would You Like To See Get Electrified?]]> I like that Tesla'd up Magnum you showed us yesterday just fine. I'd buy one.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Blue Steel: $2500 Tata Nano May Become Slightly More Pricey]]> @SpeedWagon: Absolutely. It worked for Saturn (reasonably well). It's supposed to be cheap.

@zsvdkhnorc: Tata steel (a profitable company) would be nuts to sell its product to Tata cars (a theoretically profitable company) for less than market value. Steel is commodity.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on GM To Employ Duct Tape, Rush Production Volt To Stage By September]]> @mattmacklind: You do know the Volt concept car (shown above) bears little resemblance to what the production car is going to look like? I'm thinking electric Malibu.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on GM To Employ Duct Tape, Rush Production Volt To Stage By September]]> @abgwin: Make no mistake, congress can't do, and never could do shit about gas prices. Nor the president.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 1967 Firebird Wears A Coat Of Orange Blossoms In West Hollywood]]> Would they dare tow the magic carpet to Shangri-La?

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Jerry Della Femina Edition]]> Singing "McDonalds is yooore kiiiind of plaaaace..."

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Jerry Della Femina Edition]]> @smart42: A friend of mine working the late shift at McD's (which we affectionately called 'sprayland' for some reason) once got in trouble for putting in a piece of cardboard between bun and patty of the Big Mac he served to another friend of mine, who was an asshole enough to complain about it.

This was back in the late 70's, so there was almost certainly marijuana involved; very likely on both sides of the counter. Else none of us would ever have been caught dead inside a McDonalds.

Yes, we really did have more fun back then.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on The Facts About California, Washington's Cell Phone Bans]]> "if you wear the headset outside of the vehicle, many people will think you are a douchebag."

Please, please. We prefer the term BlueTool.

Seriously, I bought a $29 bluetooth device at Costco last week and I'm a little disappointed in the sound quality. I get a better sound just holding the cell next to my ear, with or without my hearing aid in place (I'm hard of hearing). Guess you get what you pay for. Still, I live in Washington state, so I'm gonna use it. I tend to pull over as soon as safely possible to reduce road noise while on a call anyway. Another way in which being deaf makes you a safer driver.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Kia To Get First-Ever Coupe In 2009, May Replace "Spectra" Name]]> Lolz @Ash78: .

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Bugatti Veyron Sang Noir Production To Be Limited To 15]]> I'm still holding out for the Hello Kitty version.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Algae Diesel Passes Final Exam, Plans For Weekend Bender]]> Here's a neat graphic comparison of the various biofuels current and future, courtesy of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer newspaper. Certainly makes algae look like the best solution yet:

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on No, This Is Not A Photoshop, And Yes, It Is Staring Into Your Soul]]> @Lord Dearthair of Caledonia, First Earl of Awesome: Could have been much worse. Could have been a giant Nick Nolte head.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on The 2009 Ferrari California Goes Outside To Get Some Sun]]> Christ, its almost as ugly as a BMW. (shudder) Oh how the mighty have fallen.

OTOH, a melon-orange Murcielago passed me in my wife's Subie wagon today at about 110.

Me: "Jesus God Wow!"

Wife: "What was that?"

Daughter: "Daaaaaddy... did you take the Lord's name in vain?"

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Ha Ha Ha The Office Edition]]> @Mad_Science: I, too, heart the diesel sweeties website toons, but was somewhat dismayed to find the printed version in my local dead-trees daily newspaper journal somewhat lacking in jokes about robots having sex with retired internet porn stars.

Could it possibly be they watered it down for the print edition?

I guess there's always Dinosaur Comics: [qwantz.com] I wonder when that will show up in print?

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Accept Our Sacrifice, O Racing Gods!]]> @Mike the Dog: Jeezus, Mike he was just being funny. Much better that the simpering fawning that's his usual schtick here.

(love ya Charles, really. But from the comments I've seen on Wonkette and Jezzie, I know that your side is capable of some serious snark. So lay it on us, bro. I feel you've been holding back on us, tho' the back hair joke is a good start.)

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Murilee Shows You How To Steal Gas, 1985 Style!]]> Loser. By 1985, I was shooting primitive VHS. I should YouTube some of my college videos I shot when I was a sorority houseboy.

Well maybe some of the PG-13-edited ones. Even back then, certain girls would do anything for the camera. I hope my kids never accidentally find the box of unlabeled VHS tapes I somehow lost. Some great* documentary* footage of early-1980's Seattle area rock bands in there, too.

* Using loose definitions of the terms "great" and "documentary" here.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Bloomberg Creates "No-Car Zone" In Manhattan, Reveals Anti-Auto War Of Aggression]]> (rolls eyes) Anyone who's ever driven in Manhattan would argue that this idea has merit. Of course, people who Must Drive Their Cars will hate it.

C'mon, folks. This isn't Vegas-to-Barstow-by-sunrise we're talking about. It's a smallish, extremely congested town we're talking about, with buses and subways an' all 'at shit.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 2009 Porsche 911 Faster Around The 'Ring, Still Not As Fast As The GT-R]]> @Murph: I bet she was fast.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Genuine Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Now Available!]]> @Murilee Martin: @OfficerRabbit: If i remember the 90's at all, and I'm pretty sure I was conscious for most of it, teh babyshit yellow is a clinch for attracting the gen-X urban chicks.

I've already got one (a gen-X urban chick, that is) but I'm still hoping to get my shirt in babyshit yellow. Ms. Martin, my order is the one for a large that says pleasepleaseplease...NOT BLUE in the PayPal comments.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 2009 Porsche 911 Faster Around The 'Ring, Still Not As Fast As The GT-R]]> @tenbeers: I knew a girl named Mustang Sally.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: David Spade Keeps Showing Up Edition]]> @BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ > HAILS POLAЯ DE MAN WHO PUT THE Я IN ЯEVEЯS: @graverobber- Now accepting Diner's Club!: Bah! and fie! on both your houses! Spade is hilarious in a very standard-American-sitcom-smarmy-and-annoying co-worker and/or neighbor kind of way.

I think if he did turn up on TG USA, he'd be the only one brave enough to really rail on the hopelessly shitty cars.

That is, he wouldn't be afraid to call call a spade a spade, as it were.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Keep Your Premium Car, Ditch The Premium Gas]]> @charles_barrett: An '88 Continental? Oh Charles, that is so gay.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Aggro Drivers More Likely To Have Bumper Stickers, Says Dude In Lab Coat]]> @vwminispeedster: I've been waiting to see an ad that says: JESUS SAVES ... AT FIRST NATIONAL SECURITY FEDERAL SAVINGS BANK

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Aggro Drivers More Likely To Have Bumper Stickers, Says Dude In Lab Coat]]> @Tanshanomi: I'm gonna side with abgwin: on this one.

After all, everyone has to pee. And it actually does them some good.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Don't Look Back In Anger Edition]]> I can't decide whether 13oosted should be more appropriately bestowed with the title "Commenter Emeritus" or "Commenter Laureate," but neither one seems to quite encompass it, do they?

I imagine him and Ash kicking back in the commenter executive lounge laughing and hobnobbing over brandy and cigars...

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: WIlford Brimley Edition]]> @danio3834: I think it's more like, "I'm all for change; like keeping the tax cuts for the rich, torturing terror suspects and continuing this wonderful Iraq war. Y'know, change you can believe in. And seriously, are ya really gonna vote for a negro?"

I think it needs a little polishing if he's going win this thing.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: WIlford Brimley Edition]]> Way-hay-haytaminute. We had cockfighting in the seventies, when I was kid. Completely harmless!

Two guys would unzip, take out their ...

Um, nevermind.

Hoo boy! That Wilfred Brimley is sure old. That McCain guy too.

Yow.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Wooden Tires Bring New Meaning To Term "Burnout"]]> @M0L0TOV: I smell SUPER DRIFTING POTENTIAL.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Gas Prices Up 8.2%, Hybrid Sales Down 11.0% In May... Wait, What?]]> @firepwr: I wouldn't be surprised to see gas back down to $3/gal soon. You'd think somebody's going to bailing out of oil futures big time while the gettins' still good.

On the other hand, with an eye to increased demand in Asia, I'd be even less surprised to see gas at $5/gal.

With a more efficient car you win either way. Just a question of how much.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 1975 Mercury Cougar XR-7]]> @SundaySundayXR2: It's a Miracle! It foretells the second coming of Sheik Yerbouti!

Allah Akbar!

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 2009 Ford Flex, First Drive]]> Forty two grand? Fuck. King. Eh.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on What Would You Ditch To Save Fuel?]]> A few years ago when gas hit the ridiculous price of $2.20/gal, I ditched 4 of my 8 cylinders. Made a big difference immediately. Now that gas is $4.40, my investment in a smaller car has paid for itself, and I'll hang onto it for now.

When it gets up to $6.60, I think I ditch the rest of the four, replace it with a somewhat lighter electric motor, and swap out that 150 lb (filled) gas tank for a 150 lb battery pack. Should be something like that around 2012 or so.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on John McCain Thinks We'll Have 100-Mile-Per-Charge Batteries By Election?]]> @John_W_KCMO: Eh, both sides have their, uh ... what's a nice way to put it? "Visionaries?" Don't they?

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on John McCain Thinks We'll Have 100-Mile-Per-Charge Batteries By Election?]]> @Gavin082: If you expect congress to pass a law allowing drilling in ANWR and the price of gas to fall the next day, you've been huffing gas fumes for too long.

No! You're wrong! It has to work that way! I'm an American, dammit, and I need my SUV, I just don't want to pay to feed it. I'll vote Republican and everything will be all right. Rush promised me.

(wanders off murmuring to self)

Vote republican. Vote republican. Voterepublican Voterepublican VoterepublicanVoterepublican VoterepublicanVoterepublican....

Hey, isn't time for American Idol?

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Create The Best Transmission Name, Get Fabulous Prizes!]]> Fuck it. There's absolutely NO WAY any of us will ever beat the name "Rock Crusher."

We tried, we had some laffs, we failed.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on 2009 Dodge Journey, Part One]]> @PeteJayhawk: WLBOTD! (Whiny little bitch of the Day).

Love ya baby, haven't seen you at Wonkette much lately, having problems logging in?

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Different Kinds Of Hybrids Edition]]> @readPOLARZ: Eh, I haven't been pulling my wait around here lately anyways. Been what, three months since my last COTD? Past my prime.

I'll rest up by working my freaking ass off at work all sumer and come back fresh as a daisy in October.

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<![CDATA[lascauxcaveman commented on Official Car Pundit Drinking Game: Luxury Cars And WTF Is High-Test Fuel?]]> And don't let anyone pitch you shit about your hair. If you haven't got the natural wave to pull off a righteous mullet (ahem... see my current avatar, which is me at around 26 or 27 y.o. God DAMN I was one cute motherfucker) just leave it long and comb it as seen on TV. It's the piece de resistance on the whole preppy, young-rich-trust-fund-snot look you're rockin' (and rockin it hard!)

So keep it just a little too long for all future TV snippets - especially on FOX. As long as you are young enough to get away with it. But fer crissakes get a proper rep tie.

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