lascauxcaveman commented on Jalopnik Crash Week Begins: 1959 Chevy Vs. 2009 Chevy

"Fuzzy dice, FTW."

lascauxcaveman commented on Cash For Clunkers Bill: House Passes, We Analyze

"@Mad_Science: I've never met a Mustang or an F-body made after 1985 that didn't get at least 18 mpg EPA combined."

lascauxcaveman commented on Team Cajun Jihad Makes Big Impression On Infidel Judges, Chances For World Peace Set Back Decades

"And so it is written, they shall not win, but they shall reach heights of glory as they fireball their way to a blessed martyr's defeat in a clapped out Renault with an iffy rollcage, for to the infidel, with his unholy knowledge of machinery and his superior welding skills, shall be passed the cup of victory, and the 72 virgins (or is it 72 raisins?"

lascauxcaveman commented on Obama Kills Fun Cars, Unveils 35.5 MPG Fuel Economy Plan By 2016

"@Ethyleneglycoholic's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: Well, people are generally pretty dumb and short sighted."

lascauxcaveman commented on Obama Kills Fun Cars, Unveils 35.5 MPG Fuel Economy Plan By 2016

"Dang."

lascauxcaveman commented on Commenter Of The Day: Honda C70 Edition

"@3 right minus, don't cut: Yeah, I'll take the Trail 90 or Trail 110, too. I AM POWER-MAD!"

lascauxcaveman commented on Pontiac Vibe, Solstice Are Dead, Won't Live On As Chevys

"@shazmuscle: Another vote for Vibe over Matrix."

lascauxcaveman commented on A Celebration Of Legendary Rental Cars: The 12 Hours Of Sebrings!

"No one has yet pointed out the obvious flaw in this plan, that being, you would have to actually drive, y'know, a Sebring. *shudder*"

lascauxcaveman commented on Wait, That's NOT Autoeroticism?

"I haven't been hang out here much lately."

lascauxcaveman commented on Andy Richter Kills Smugness, One Prius Driver At A Time

"@Leeeeena the Jalopchick: In Texas, even the gays have guns."