Lacclolith commented on Which Popcorn Pops The Most Kernels?

"I'm one of the weirdos who genuinely enjoys the popcorn seeds more than the popcorn itself."

Lacclolith commented on Possible Class Action Against HP Over Cruddy Pavilion Notebooks

"Does anyone know if this lawsuit covers the Compaq V3000?"

Lacclolith commented on American Airlines, Cosi's Don't Want You To Watch South Park

"That's because South Park is tasteless."

Lacclolith commented on If Mother 3 Had Another Dimension

"Fake/10."

Lacclolith commented on Super Smash Bros. Brawl Leaks Turn To Flood [Updated]

"You know, Smash Brothers is in a sense like the kinds of lies and stories we used to make up as children to impress our friends, except they all turn out to be true. You know what I'm talking about."

Lacclolith commented on Wha, People Still Get DS Lite Hinge Cracks?!

"A friend of mine let me borrow her copy of Phantom Hourglass, and right as I open my white DS Lite, the ENTIRE hinge on the righthand side of the console pops off (literally pops off, it flew off it's former resting spot, and onto the floor of my kitchen where I searched for ten whole minutes underneath the stove). [i8.photobucket.com] for proof."

Lacclolith commented on How Much Packing Material Is Needed For A Headphone Adapter?

"I personally love it when companies over-pack items I purchase."

Lacclolith commented on Teen Strangles Father with Gamepad Cable

"ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Anger Mis-management."

Lacclolith commented on What Is The Most Expensive Drink At Starbucks?

"Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, according to Uncyclopedia"

Lacclolith commented on MegaMan Turns 20

"-B- GET EQUIPPED WITH 20 YEARS OF MEGA MAN I was hoping for the announcement of Legends 3, but that's mostly just wishful thinking."

Lacclolith commented on Who Is The Worst Driver You've Ever Met?

"The worst driver I have ever had the displeasure of riding in the car with was my friend Tatiana."

Lacclolith commented on PCH, Tom Waits Edition: '58 Bel Air or Yellow Corvette?

"Aw man, the 'Vette doesn't even come close to being PCH material!"

Lacclolith commented on $1800 in Video Cards Still Doesn't Max Crysis

"Oh goodie."

Lacclolith commented on PCH, Front-Drive Detroit Muscle Edition: Turbo Neon or Taurus SHO?

"Jesus, what an absolute heap."

Lacclolith commented on Koenigsegg CCX vs. Pagani Zonda

"Koenigsegg."

Lacclolith commented on What Would You Drive To Your High School Reunion?

"Part of me would rather be driven to the reunion in some kind of Maybach/Rolls Royce Phantom/Bentley Continental, driven by my own butler."